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Trump, please stop using ChadGPT to compose your thoughts

for those playing at home - Rolls Royce is owned by BMW - a German company.

He’s such a tiny, microscopic person. Quite possibly the smallest person to ever live.

That's not "making a deal"

Another day of the corporate media pretending this orange twat-waffle isn’t the dumbest piece of shit on the planet.

We're all going to die.

Cognitive decline at its finest folks. Right here before our eyes siphoning billions of dollars from we the American people🤬

Art of the Deal guy doesn’t even know that there’s another player in the game. Congress approves all trade deals.

Just a bunch of dumb gibberish. How does anyone listen to this rambling and think he’s not senile?

Imposing a tariff by fiat is something no president has no authority to do. The national emergency is literally a trumped-up crisis. Congress and the SCOTUS need to step up and stop the orange tyrant.

This man's mind is mush

Does he ever stop lying.

THE. OTHER. COUNTRY. DOES. NOT. PAY. TARIFFS. AMERICANS. PAY. THE. TARIFF.

New 25% taxes remain in place. We get it.

Ignorance, dementia, arrogance, and stupidity personified

Wut?

His clearest tell to date that they know they can’t get the deals done

I had a mini stroke just trying to read that statement. JFC

Does this man ever shut up? Somebody tell him he's done enough winning.

HEY GRAMPA YOU ALREADY DID THAT zero marbles left. flying by the poop of his pants.

wtf??

Tariffs could be placed at any rate on any country at any time with no prior notice. "Why, yes, I'd LOVE to make an enormous investment in a new factory!" said no manufacturer ever.

He *still* believes that the taiffs are being paid by the exporting country?! 🤯

I need to hire a full time gibberish translator. Babbel could make a killing. #MentalDecline

Dumb. As. A. Rock. No exaggeration. I am so embarrassed that he is allowed on TV. We are the laughingstock of the world. Ugh. 😩

They "don't need the country involvement" because he just wants the bribe and then the tariff will change but it will never go away because the bribes have to keep coming in the trade game they play. bsky.app/profile/atru...

"...US consumers are gonna pay a 25% tariff" There, I fixed it for you

Trump talking gibberish and saying nothing. NO TRADE DEAL. Just a bunch of BULLSHIT. CHINA ain’t doing shit. China in Russia making deals.

Whew! Thank God because I was looking to buy a FUCKING ROLLS ROYCE this summer.

Of course there’s a carve out for Rolls-Royce.

Grandpa says he made "$10 trillion" in his first three months.

He is really a dumpass. If it is U.S that puts the tariffs, it is U.S citizens that finally pay the tariffs. And his idea about the manufacturing investments. No way. Investors love predictability and stability. And Trump, he is capable just chaos.

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The Art of Deal. What a dumbass

His blathering is making my head spin

If the opposition party can’t make good arguments from an emperor’s Rolls Royce carve out, what are we even doing?

Fucking moron

Literally makes up word bundles as he goes along

"this particular country is gonna pay a 25% tariff" Despite everything, he STILL insists that it's the other country that pays the tariffs.

Utter drivel. Klingon makes more bloody sense.

Art of the I TELL YOU THE DEAL 🥴

Deals by fiat, ie, Trump’s fiat.

This is the tariff equivalent of “concepts of a plan” for health care.

Grandpa, please pass the carrots

I just read a Psychology Today article from 2017 that suggests Donald has the mentality of a 4-year old. Narcissism has always been my framework, but toddler makes sense too. www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/insi...

What the hell is he ranting about ? Imbecile! He embarrasses American ever time he opens his mouth..

word salad

Uhhhh the stock market should not be reacting positively to this. Business paralysis is even worse than before!

He’s literally making this 💩 up.

And this business genius got a diploma in Business? Ever taught what 'making a deal' as in business deal means? It has never meant you alone decide. It has to be agreed upon by at least 2 parties. But carry on with your bullshit. Extortion is a crime. Way past your jail time felon.

What the hell is this twat talking about 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄

TRUMP FAILS AT LIFE ‼️

Is trump an imbecile?

The Art of the Deal, huh Trumpelthinskin? If only he knew what a deal actually is and how it's arrived at. Better yet, if only he knew what a tariff is! Nothing but word salad from this doofus. Another day waking up to not find THE obituary! Damn!

Rambling, confused, delusional grampa found wandering around our White House says what?

All my fellow Midwesterners are going to rejoice over these reduced tariffs on Rolls Royces. Finally.

Who is entertained by watching this madman wing it day after day?

What happened to the other 199 deals he said he had two weeks ago 👇? 🤔🙄😒

A deal where the other party doesn’t give consent. That describes all of his interactions, including with women

Fun Fact that chair used to be grey but since Donny is so full of shit well...

Wut did dumf*ck even say?

Trumps Genius reaches new heights: We make Deals by Ourselves because we don't Need the Other Party!

Well, that’s a new take on ‘self-dealing’, I guess?

The worst thing about Trump Sneakers is that they appear to actually work.

It's seriously time for the straight jacket.

Trump is a gibbering idiot.

The US by electing Trump have committed one of the biggest acts of self harm in history.

Rambling! Geez.

Is he talking in tongues again?

Definition of the word "deal": 1. an agreement entered into by two or more parties for their mutual benefit, especially in a business or political context.

Okay, you can't just make a deal with another party without their involvement; that's not a deal, that's an imposition.

Trump has very limited language skills and even lower understanding of the definitions of words. He believes whatever he decides a particular word means, it means. To him "deal" means "whatever I say."

“I just make shit up in my addled brain” - Trump

This “businessman” is just a cosplaying businessman. He’s a damn conman who Fox News props up to push a narrative. He’s clueless and is going to destroy American exceptionalism.

Does anyone, including him, have any idea what he’s talking about?

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Trump never learned English.

Incoherent mumbling and making up numbers as he trashes about a conversation that he doesn’t comprehend. Trump is not cognitively well.

I'm so excited to find out who he votes off the island next!

Agree. That’s where things are happening, in the real.

Trump got caught up in his own weave there.

COUNTRIES DON'T PAY TARIFFS, WE DO!!!

That’s quite a confession that he knows he’s incapable of making deals!

It's not a "deal" unless both parties agree to it, Spanky. What you're describing is just "being an asshole."

Word salad for lunch! Verbal dysentery for dessert!

It’s Rapey Claws with the “we can just rape you” clause

Proof that Trump is INSANE.

Nuts. Stupid and also nuts.

I honestly believe that if you saw a cross-section of Trump's brain it would just be 12 McD's Quarter Pounders smooshed into a skull. WTF is he talking about.

So he’s giving a break to the rich!🤬

Is it just gonna go away like Covid?

Didn’t Trump already “just set” the tariffs on Liberation Day? He had charts made up and everything - remember the penguins

He does realize there an anti buying U.S products all over the world. Foolishness

It really feels like he just has no idea how international trade works

The dementia will only get worse….smdh

Word salad

Okay, so what's the plan when the other country matches the tariff he's arbitrarily imposed? Wouldn't the easiest thing be to simply declare that there will no longer be any imports from anywhere for any reason?

What???

Dumbass is still trying to convince his cult that the exporting country pays the tariffs.

The world’s dumbest dumbfucker, the King of America, the best America could find to be their leader. 🤦‍♂️🤡

What?

So this "deal" is NOT "finalized" here? That is not a deal

Watching Trumps insane tariff con has to be the most ridiculous symbol of the cowardice of republicans who refuse to tell Trump he’s an idiot

The Art of the Deal appears to be to just announce deals and pretend that's how things work. Sadly, it seems to work most of the time because people just go along with it.

"Some people seem to think Trump's playing chess, when most of the time the staff are just trying to stop him from eating the pieces." Still the most accurate description of his presidency.

This made me LOL!

DEMENTIA!

So “beautiful baby girls” will have to sacrifice and manage with less dolls, but if you want a Rolls Royce…

I knew something was off since the UK wasn't saying anything. So how do you make a deal without the other country???