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Well the stock market is certainly ‘booming’ today.

Boom, like explode?

Hell yeah!!! People are so tired of affordable prices. They crave to go broke ASAP

The boom will come in prices, not as an economic boom for everybody. youtu.be/gXxpadPOBSg

It’ll blow up in his face.

Riiiight, Tim Cook said that. 🙄🙄🙄

He says literally nothing of substance.

Boom Europe, boom Ukraine, boom Greenland, boom Canada…

Boom for all of us, but a boon for the billionaires and buddies. They will snap up land and businesses when we all crash out. But we can come together and stand together. Don’t forget love and kindness are our greatest strength! Heartless bankrupt billionaires just keep wanting more money

The probability that Tim Cook thanked him for the tariffs is zero

He still doesn’t understand tariffs. What a Boob!

Wow. He is so clueless. He lives in his fantasy world. If he thinks auto dealers in the US will absorb the tariff costs, he's even more crazy.

His plan is similar to Hitler’s with Volkswagen. Except Tesla will be the factories we’ll be forced to work in.

Blinking shows deception

Boom, as in f**kn explode.

I don’t like it when Trump talks about our economy going Boom 💥.

The only thing going "Boom!" is the value of people's 401-K plans DJIA down another 712 points

A country that’s going to go 💥💥💥💥 🤯

I agree I believe your country is going to go BOOM too!!

He thinks 🤦‍♀️

It's gonna boom, alright. He's such a dumbass.

Like we believe that as well!

Would someone please interview Tim Cook from Apple to confirm if what Jabba the Trump said is true?

That’s what we’re worried about with you and Whiskey Pete in charge. Will there be a bright flash just prior to the boom?

Boom is right. After bomb booms then we sink.

Kaboom! More like 👍

What he meant to say is: I think you’re gonna have a country that gonna GO boom. There, I fixed it.

I think the country is going to bust. We'll see who is correct.

For a certain definition of boom...

Perhaps the country will go "boom", but it won't boom.

Yes it's going to blow up. Asshole

What does that mean about fucking Apple? Who are going to be the employees? How does that help all Americans? Remember how he said,the same bullshit about Carrier? It is the same bullshit!!!

What an ignorant moron nazi.

The big boom you hear is the economy cratering.

Our poor country going boom

You're gonna have a country that's gonna boom

Boom like 👊 🇺🇸 💥

More like "gonna GO boom"

Look, I am not opposed to restructuring global trade *in smart ways* that strengthen labor, diminish oligarchy and corporate predation of entire countries, etc. But this isn't it. It is a media spectacle about taking a hammer to the world 'cuz 'Merica.

You mean, "Boom" like train Wrack, right?

🇨🇦🇺🇦🙄”BOOM” as in BLOW UP to be specific! 💣💥 And that’s what Donald Trump wants for some reason: To blow up his own country! Who would benefit from that besides Putin? #TrumpTariffs 🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong🇨🇦

Like explode? Like should we stockpile now? Ok, get the candles and the canned food.

“Boom” is not a very comforting word in this administration. Every time he says it I’m going to hear “Boob” so my anxiety eases.

Boom is right. I expect a huge response from pissed off consumers.

Which country will that be?

The country will follow the footsteps of the Trump University graduates to prosperity.

Soviet commies managed to hold on for 70 years with the promises of shiny future. And then the country boomed. But it does look like he is speedrunning so I will give him 70 weeks

So... don't buy cars? That's his message. Michigan, you up? Just wanna talk...

This sob mind is gone

Investing where? Into another billionaires pocket? He is so oblivious because none of these bloated costs affect his daily pathetic life.

that's for sure if they buy a Tesla.

I think he meant "go boom"

I was literally just asking myself this question. I drive a 2011 and I've been wondering if I'm going to be forced to buy a car that's crazy expensive in a couple of years and if I should just do it now? But I can't really afford it. Blaaaaaaaaah America sucks.

Explode? Shit its pants?

Everyone on Bluesky knows this, but does the rest of the country realize that he just said people should pay more for cars?

Feeling so sorry for the journalists who must listen to his shit and watch his pathetic body language all the time. Even 30-seond clips revolt me. Can't stand to look at him, much less hear his voice.

With a drunk over the Department of Defense, a bonkers lunatic in the White House & madman Nazi Elon getting access to whatever he wants - and all of them controlled by Putin - it's the fear our country will indeed go "boom" that's so terrifying.💥💥💥💥💥

I'm gonna admit it. I think I'll take Bush Jr, right now. LoL

Gonna boom - so now he’s blowing it up?

Boom 💥 you can’t afford a car 🚗

“Boom” like he goes boom boom in his pants. He knows a lot about that.

So that’s a definite yes then

Seriously, it fit so perfectly there that my mind read it and I had to look twice to see that's not what it said.

Beat me, too!

🔥🧨💥 In Waltzspeak

Took the words right from me

Boom, he says

He's so far removed from normal people

Never take financial advice from a guy who couldn't figure out how to run a profitable casino.

Let’s not kid ourselves, companies will do things they might not otherwise under threat of retaliation. Tim Apple wasn’t gonna do things out of the kindness of his own heart. Trump never stops and thinks, does he.

Oh fuck, what’s he implying with the “boom” remark?!

💥 BOOM 💥 🫤

Me: Day before inauguration

Yeah, it's gonna go "BOOM" alright.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

At a temp job in the 90’s a ditto head asked me rhetorically “you know what i hate?” 🤷🏼‍♂️ “Experts” there you go, Reagan’s fairnesses doctrine legacy

Oh, it's going to go boom alright. Just like the Titanic did when it's keel split in two.

More like "... Gonna Go Boom"

He also thought owning a casino was going to make him money.

Translation:

I’m sure that’s exactly what “Tim Apple” said to him.

What he means is 💥BOOM💥

Fun Fact: You can say whatever the hell you want when you're in a skydive freefall because nobody can hear you.

Country gonna go boom? I agree

Apple are gonna do what exactly?

More like implode

It's more like "kaboom" After that, you Americans can ride on donkey's to work... Seriously, could someone please stop that idiot from pretending he is president? I would like to see how you folk's defend democracy with the first and second amendment. I want that well regulated militia of yours.

Country is gonna *go* boom…

"Just wait. I have already lit the fuse."

Oh we’re gonna boom 💣 alright when the rest of the world has to put us down because we’re too much of a threat to humanity. I think we’re much closer to that point than people generally realize.

“Gonna boom”, as in, the sound faceplanting directly into the dirt.

Boom is the sound the economy makes when it crashes.

I wish he would STFU he is so stupid I just can't stand to listen to him these days

The fuck is he talking about

But he is consistently wrong about almost everything. So yeah, buy a car now before prices skyrocket.

This boom is called explosion!

There it is... a country that's gonna boom... more like gonna GO boom from attack

Lotsa booms in our future, with this guy

So, Trump thinks the Houthis are going to be performing a revenge strike?

Kaboom!

How much are eggs today?

So...Trumpty Dumbty basically admitted that he's going to blow up the country. I can see that happening right now.

What sound does a gas tanker make when it drives through the guardrails and over the cliff? 😳

What? How is that an answer to the question and HOW & WHY do we have a country 'that's gonna boom?" do you mean actually, physically explode? & what has that to do with buying a car before your tariffs crush the ability to do so? the man is incoherent

By boom he means implode and cause decades worth of economic damage.

No don't buy a car because the country is going to boom??? His deranged mind is terrifying.

Russia will boom?

Yeah stupid moron... your economy will go "boom" in da hole.... how stupid can be mr bankrupt...

Lol

WTF is he talking about??? He's like the teachers in Peanuts

Another damned lie

How about an economy that disingrates...

It's gonna bomb...I think that's what he meant.

He's an old man with a 10 year old's mind. Hence the stupid nicknames, not being able to pronounce Yosemite, well most 10 year olds probably can. His picture should be in Webster next to the word buffoon.

ikr?!?! He's come off as a slimy used car salesman to me for at least 20 years. I really don't understand how people don't see through it. Is it all "The Apprentice"'s doing?

like hed kill as a dark humour satirical comedian making fun of a fascist republican politician, but he genuinely belives what he says so its not a joke