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I seen to have gotten an annoying taste for pátê so here I am eating 50% discounted pátê au poivre noir from the store with a demi baguette and leftover malbec with some Beecher's flagship cheddar because the triple creme Brie isn't ripe enough y- What the fuck am I doing

8/5/26, 7:53 am0 reposts8 likes

dudes rock

okay but you also rock

Arlieth

@arlieth.com

8 May

also FUCK the longer demi-baguettes. fuckass surface to volume ratio this shit is like 80% crust, just make it half the length and the same original width. i bet there's a french term for these differences because IT ACTUALLY MATTERS

nullrend

@nullrend.com

8 May

you're getting bougie with the paté

Arlieth

@arlieth.com

8 May

it was 5 bucks on clearance expiring tomorrow, couldn't pass it up

nullrend

@nullrend.com

8 May

fair, making it it's a pain in the ass

brave lil ghoster

@lizandry.bsky.social

8 May

this behavior is so me-coded. except i prefer a little breakfast charcuterie around dawn, so i can eat my rustic little morsels in front of a large window and watch the day break while imagining what i will do with my provincial little life today