I understand you want this to be true but simply repeating the same silly proposal over and over again doesn’t make it true. “put mini datacenters in every apartment” is something so unbelievably stupid not even the dumbest x.com aibros are suggesting it.
And what do SFHs have to do with this conversation at all? Put the compute in the basement of an apartment, in a SFH, in a bungalow, whatever. Use the infrastructure humans are already inhabiting. Building a new datacenter will save single percentage points of power at the cost of hundreds of Ha's.