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But no matter how you feel about him, aren’t the B-2 bombers like totally awesome, right Adam?

How you doin'?Finger guns! Yeah!

JESUS . . . I think I am going to build a bunker in my backyard. ACK!

I have hemorrhoids older and tougher than him

In other words, we’re on our own.

I would not pick on someones looks if I were you.

We’re boned

Reminder again, given this kid among many other reasons, why the fuck were you taunting him into bombing Iran? bsky.app/profile/adam...

Um, edolfs AI? The one he's reprogramming? There's others...

I meant the possible attacks on peace ful Iranian expats.

PSA...americans...cover your A**!

We. Are. Screwed.

Is experience or training unnecessary for such a role.

😹😹😹

Well at least we know now there's at least one twenty something virgin in the US who still thinks his dick is only for pissin'!🙄

This kid thinks he’s in a movie already. This is a nightmare.

It'd be funny if it weren't so dangerous. Please stay safe if you can.

He seems to have an agenda. And an attitude.

lol well there are no GWOT veterans that have served in war or counter-terrorism roles in the US. If they did exist, a lot of them would be in their 40s and way too old to be in charge of counter-terrorism in the US.

The raised eyebrow shows he is equally surprised he’s in this role. But he is actively playing “Call of Duty” to prepare for his first week.

God help us all.

Good Christ

WE.ARE.SO.FUCKED.

Lotsa luck kiddo.

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He has the look of a maga guy. Arrogant look on his face, know it all expression.

I kind of understated that with “not being alive”. Is he going to get info from chatgbt or FOX news or just make it up???

Omfg why do all rethuglicans look like demented serial killers????

Another dereliction of his duty and oath to protect us from domestic enemies. #jan6

“How YOU doin’?”

Belushi had a child?

We’re doomed.

Another who was promoted by how far up trumps ass he is rather than his ability

😬GOP administration of billionaires and 🤡s are all incompetent under senile, hateful trump…the whole lot of them! We need a definite change from these 💩 Idiot Republicans! No excuses skipping 2026 voting to get at least some knowledgeable people to govern! 🤬

Why is Trump still president?

🤣🤣🤣🤣Wth??? Who takes a picture like that except a child..

LORD PLEASE DON'T REMIND US,SHITTT

Um...I'm hiding in a bunker. .yikes

‘Fugate’ is the Italian verb meaning ‘to escape’. He looks like he might have escaped from a mental institution.

We are so screwed.

He looks like Leisure Suit Larry

He looks like he stole Shatner’s toupee from TJ Hooker

He or his parents probably made a big donation. Is it supposed to make us feel safe in any way?

He has a lot of experience fighting terrorists on video games.

It's the American people that need the regime change!

He's Trump's bagger.

Small Balls

Those are terror eyebrows!

We're soooo fucked.

Understatement!! Another fresh new Hell. What could possibly go wrong?

Heaven help us

Haha. Probably true. And a few video games simulations

Seems to be the only criteria for getting hired: Be a Trump fan

Jesus...

🤪🥴🤢😡😝😳🤮!!!... What the hell??????

Reminder again: Waging war on Iran is illegal and an impeachable offense. Why can't you say so? What has got you hedging bets on this?

The entire trump ADM is a MAD MAGAZINE COVER

Please don't terrify me like that so early on a Monday. I am definitely more awake now, however.

What’s the problem? Just last year he experienced the terror of forgetting to do his term paper. He’s ready for the world stage. Not.

Even the picture looks like satire. 😡

can congress call him in and ask him some questions now that the terror alert is elevated? I'd like to observe.

I wonder how much his parents had to pay trump for their son's appointment...

That’s a serious red flag

He looks like a terrorist.

What could go wrong? Mom helped him with the wrong tie?

Good grief

Or Sly Stallone? Wannabe actor?

Yep

And what’s with that spastic left eyebrow?

Why does this not make me feel safe?

Just that raised left eye is telling👀👀👀!

Truth!!! They really do.

It's true there have been 22 year olds who've accomplished remarkable things (e.g. William Pitt the younger). But a background as a gardener and grocery store clerk doesn't suggest Mr. Fugate falls in that category.

But he has experience as a grocery clerk AND a landscaper.

Well, he has the threatening Trump look, so the US population should be very worried.

Where my skateboard?

He only want 1 million dollars

This boy's looney lookin face already a terror attack on America

He can’t even tie his own fucking shoe

Austin Powers wept.

With her brother...Ewwwww!

Resemblance is uncanny.

He's got those Sarah Huckabee Sanders eyes. Yikes!

🤣🤣🤣

He appears to believe he's the smartest guy on Earth. Really, really dumb.

Gee Adam, I feel SO much better now...

btw/ don't keep reminding us...I, for one, am trying to forget it.

oh yeah, his vast experience in the field will be a plus

I know I feel safer. The raised eyebrow cinched it.

Good grief!

Thanks Adam!

Expect anything different from tromp

Just knowing this young grocery store employee is on the job, keeping our country safe, helps me sleep soundly at night… Not 🤦🏼‍♀️ Go home kid, your mom is calling you for dinner…don’t forget to wash your hands & hide your crusty sock under the bed…

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Ask yourself... would you buy a used car from this guy?

Seems flagrantly negligent!

Dude is a living meme. What could go wrong?

His face screams 1977.

Oh my god ☠️😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 STAHP

His face screams "punch me!"

WHERE'S THE GOYA SECTION

Republican Gen Z really age like milk but they're the only ones

Looks like we are in trouble

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?