rar is win

@xyla aint no way i got more likes on this fucking shitpost than any art post ive made on bsky or fedi. please follow me pookies /hj

@xyla

americans want to call is “si” because “sztuczna inteligencja” means “ai” in polish and not many people know that but america is actually fully controlled by poland and this is another attempt to polonise their country

OH: stress is stored in the balls

like it’s actually useful to have speech recognition software that can execute commands from a very tiny set and isn’t a clanker that gives you misinformation about your 5 minute timer

now this is why i bought a flagship phone from 2014

god, my lumia 930 labels 4g networks as "L", instead of the usual "4G" on other windows phones (for some reason) yeah 4g is absolutely an L

telefon microsoft

denial of service (kinky)

pretty usable with all fancy shit turned off

it's eating through this phone's resources rlly hard tho lmao

okay this is incredibly cool, i got the latest mastodon webui on windows phone

yes, i fagree

OH: - i was never around shitposters really - now you’re dating one! how do you rate your experience? - among us

https://aka.ms/confidential

digital @ microsoft lumia 640

digital @ nokia lumia 800

digital @ nokia lumia 800

digital @ microsoft lumia 640

lumia would be a great name for a girl

i will not be attending $event in case you wonder

“slurs arent allowed here” waow this is literally 1969

🌱 rat non-carbonique

damn,,, the battery is poly? happy for her

not like i had much choice

i just nerdsniped my gf into buying two lumias and running linux on them xhsxhh

OH: you are so dense,,, i love you so much

If you think about it meth is HRT but to being british

oh also before i go to sleep you can now chat with me on kring!! https://kring.im you can grab any of the supported clients or use one of the many web uis and i’ll see your messages on my lumia 640 look for xyla@kring.im

switch to windows phone, we were safe from the very beginning

okay i’m getting like the 6th dm asking me what windows phone to get so i’ll just leave this here and link to it: mid-range: 640, 650, 730, 735, 830 high-end: lumia 930, 929, 1520 all of those are 4+ cores, 1+ gb of ram, can be jailbroken and run wp8.1 with a w10m upgrade option if you don’t […]

hehe i’m making disgusting pronoun jokes i’m so edgy look at me

2026 is the year of windows phone

trains ><

hello from my lumia 640. 4 is kil

2026 is the year of windows phone

windows mobile development is so real, someone just dropped this

(pls boost 🥺) do you know a fedi client for windows phone? 8.1 is preferred, 10 is okay so far i tried fedicen (90% of the features are missing) and i tried universalfedi (it doesn’t really work)

(pls boost 🙏) i’m looking for a fedi web frontend that will work on internet explorer 11 and look okay on a phone screen snac’s webui works really well, but mastodon api support is sadly a must

rainbow cockroach dances to daft punk around the world 10 hours

“london 🇪🇺” yeeeah would be so nice wouldn’t it