Sam W

Josh McDaniels breaks the NFL record with a flea flicker called in 57 straight games!

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

In the old days you sought to earn the favor of the aged prophet Lee Corso, who might declare your deeds unworthy and adorn himself in the form of your enemies, calling down judgment from within your walls. Now you get coddled by Pat McAfee or the Barstool man, who speak loudly but fear the truth

lol, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Ugh this should be so easy, it’s not even like there’s a “good for the economy but morally evil” party and a “bad for the economy but morally good” party, there’s one party that’s like “minorities belong in cages AND we want you to be poorer” and they win elections somehow

Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.

louisiana: we’re going to make schools display the 10 commandments god: you should probably read the 10 commandments first louisiana: yeah yeah we will right after we pledge allegiance to this idol we made

A dragon ate the sun.

the Democratic Party right now

Remembering Katherine Johnson

Gaza’s children are going hungry. More than 25 have reportedly died of complications linked to malnutrition, according to the World Health Organization. Hundreds of thousands more face starvation as Israel continues its siege.

BLACKTHORN: Tell Toranaga-sama that they are BEATING, his ASS!! in the quote-tweets! MARIKO-SAMA: <…The Anjin wishes to express concern at the reception of your most recent posts.>