Ian

It's nearly Halloween! That's GHOST CHRISTMAS! Time for a thread of My Silly Halloween Jokes As What I Done Wrote.

This one's maybe a little on the ling side, but trust me, it's worth it. I've cried reading it multiple times. (1/3)

Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social- I love it so ❤️ Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

i think once you hit $1 billion it should be legal to keep the money, but also legal for everyone else to be able to hunt you down like a dog. running man type shit. its open season as long as you're over $1 billion.

Good morning

I just came back from one of the most amazing D&D sessions I've ever run in my life. For context, in the last year I've been working as a professional DM, and one of my gigs is running games for kids in a camp setting here in LA. My table has been known as the most chaotic of the bunch.

Did they ever explain the in-universe reason the baby shoes were never worn? I know there are fan theories or whatever but did they ever actually address it in a spin-off? Or are the writers being lazy again 🙄

what if the lovecraftian gods were made of beer and they were The Great Cold Ones

Every now & again, it's useful to say why I do all these eel history tweets. Mostly, it's because eels need our help. They're critically endangered, seeing a c.90% drop in population in the last decades. But it's hard to get people to care! 'Cause...eels are gross & slimy. 1/2 🗃️🧪

"how do i start writing horror?? how do i write scary fiction" you literally just take a little guy (gender neutral) and you make them do fucked up things that is literally it