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I... wh... huhh??? Programming is hard, so instead of learning how to do our job, we let the plagiarism machine do it. Give us your credit card. We promise its safe! Yes, we have admitted our incompetence but you can trust us! We told the machine pretty please dont leak credit card data so its fine!

Wario64@wario64.bsky.social

new Epic Games Launcher in preview - "Programming is hard. So, instead of doing that, we vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher that’s way faster and more responsive than the current one, and has a new look." store.epicgames.com/news/epic-ga...

14/10/26, 4:40 pm2 reposts11 likes

GRIM-Writer 💀

@ggccr5741.bsky.social

They want to be better than Steam so bad it's actually laughable. Bar was already low for Epic and now it's in Hell.

Zeratanus

@zeratanus.com

Look! Look! Using Epic will let you get to your game a fraction of a second faster! We're cool now right? We're better now, right? Please say yes, we're running out of souls to sell!

EODTex

@eodtex.bsky.social

I have only used Epic for their free games, I see no reason to change that.

Zeratanus

@zeratanus.com

Yeah i have some free stuff and one game a friend gifted me that we havent played together in like three years. I might just kill the account. Becoming part of a statistic backlash is more value than a bunch of games i didnt buy and will never play (doubly cuz im not installing that launcher update)