I'm thinking about how to prepare for the apocalypse and realizing just how expensive that is. Just a pistol and a couple of months of MREs is going to be over a grand. For that kind of money I could get Ableton Live 12.
A couple of these buckets should hold you off for 3 months and the pistol is ugly. $315 total! Assuming you have a Costco card for the bucket of food.
I know your post was in jest but I was curious how much money I could theoretically save you haha