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His "experts" are 19 years old which don't even know what COBOL is.

Musk is an idiot.

He’s counting on his followers being stupid.

I was going to go with fucktastically brain-vapored

SS Program was started in 1935. The program is only 90 years old.

What sucks is yes, someone who has a cult of genius, should know better or at least ask, "Why is this?" But at the end of the day, people can repeat this lie and he can continue to gut our programs.

My guess would be survivors benefits. They are tied to a deceased profile, but if it's for a disabled child, it could look like a profile is that old. For those not even aware of the system they are meddling with. Now I'm going to read it and see.

Rampant fraud. Talk and no proof. Tell the big lie often enough and the Teller will believe. Not me.

Moron is also an idiot. Nothing new.

You all fuckin' know that they took production COBOL code through ChatGPT/AGI to try to understand it. Who knows where those queries went.

The explanation is we have morons and baby morons looking at these things.

This. And trying to explain this to Maga morons is absolutely impossible

Reminds me of Little Bobby Tables xkcd.com/327/

My brother believes this crap, I attribute it to Florida factor

Wired: please make articles you post about on Bluesky freely accessible.

Ridiculously claiming 150 year olds claiming is crazy but having quirks in a system in this day and age isn’t good either

Its a ruse to get tax info on their enemies: Jack Smith, Bidens, Harris, Dems in Congress, any opponents, GOP for blackmail. Trump already admitted he would freely and even source this kind of info for retribution. BELIEVE HIM.

None of these BigBalls DOGEbags know COBOL, so they need to keep their sleazy fingers off of it.

He’s not looking for fraud. The slimeball is looking to destroy and steal.

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For a supposed techie, not knowing that it’s quirky ancient coding isn’t a good look.

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How would a supposed tech expert not know this? Didn't he claim to have written paypal?

Elon Musk is an idiot.

Where’s the data

And it’s not just understanding COBOL, the wouldn’t understand JCL and submitting jobs. I bet they can only spell TSO.

They did. But there isn't any one to force them to comply... hint: They are not complying

I have a subscription and I'm getting this error when I try to sign in. Gave it the code you sent and then I get this now whenever I try.

Is there a link that isn't behind a paywall?

Rampant fraud? 🤔 How many arrests?

I've known quite a few skilled programmers and only about 2 knew COBOL. Way to instill ultimate confidence in the American people. 🤦 Talk about being out of your depth.

Musket has found rampant fraud alright... it's him. he's the fraud, and he's being extremely rampant about it.

This computer glitch reminds me of the year 2000 silliness

Yes. That explanation is that Elon Musk is an idiot who doesn’t even have a basic understanding of the things at which he claims to be best.

Thank you for the explanation and putting Musk's asinine statements into context. No other news outlets seem to be able to bring themselves to do such things.

This is the Twitter files all over again. A big show about nothing. Everything they're claimed to have "unearthed" so far was public knowledge if you felt line looking. Speaker Johnson acted like he didn't know how funds were allocated and was acting like congressionally approved spending was fraud.

They even had a whole “millennial bug” thing about it what should be the Boer Bore’s adult memory… Unless that’s the part of his memory the ketamine has burnt away…

You know no one will be swayed by these facts.. MAGA and Musks will suck down his lies as fact

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Morons … So. Many. Morons ... & Liars ... *** EVERYWHERE*** !!! 😡 If he & his team had any *** REAL *** brains they'd know the system was built on COBOL & therefore subject to the necessary conventions of that programming language. Again ... Morons & worst still ... ALL. The. Lies. 😔😠😡😔😠😡😔

I guess ole Elon didn't remember the date issue that many programmers had to deal with called Y2K... So much for a effing genius.

The explanation being that Musk and his team are morons.

He’s dumb as a a box of rocks. That’s always the simple explanation.

Another example of feeding raw meat to the mouth-breathers to keep the cover story of ‘fraud and waste’.

He needs to understand old computer languages

I can't wait to be 150!

If 60 M of 72 Million getting SS Benefits - than USA will be a young nation with 318 M population younger than 65 years - that is not even true in nations with low life spans.

Not surprised. It’s propagating false facts in order to make it appear like he’s doing anything of value. When in fact he’s violating laws, dismantling agencies, pulling back contracts etc that will likely cost the US in more ways than just 💰

Shows what happens when dorks are making statements instead of nerds

There should be Class Action Suits against Musk and his helpers and the Trump Administration!!

My husband just said this last night! Probably a COBOL issue lol. But Musk of all people should KNOW that. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Muskrat sux

much of the SS system is written in COBOL - Musk & his 19-25 yr hacker squad have no clue how to read/understand it It's not fraud - its unqualified stupidity #NOKings Never forget - Trump & #Republicans are responsible for every harm - every crisis - every death 👿☠️

Orange COLA.

When was the last time a conservative told the truth about anything

That a bunch of Ketamine addled Nazis don't know how to work COBOL?

Musk provides no transparency for anything but wants full access.

HE IS THE FRAUD

So we are to believe that Musk Melon is computer genius when him and his band of juvenile delinquents have never held a government job or heard of COBOL? Not to forget they left the DOGE webpage open to edit🥴🤭

Who is Musk anyway? www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXfa...

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I'm still trying to understand how BigBalls learned to query COBOL db2 in a matter of hours. It makes more sense to me that they are just playing with from canned reports in Excel.