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Tango must be naughty indeed to get a 12.

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Innocent! Free Tango!

Tango is best girl

Rate Bonnie please.

A dog’s gotta chew what a dog’s gotta chew

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Beat it! My IKEA! Took forever

that explains it!

Oh, that’s the reason? Thought she was moving the table more

Nothing suspicious here. She has heard people sitting around the table say "this is tasty" and now she wants to check if the table really is tasty. That's all.

Oh Tango 🫢

A hero

If the table does not fit, then you must acquit. And that table is definitely too big for that cute liddle mouf.

She thinks she can fool us ... nerp.

Busted.

She's just holding it while the glue dries

He just chased the cat away…checking to make sure everything’s ok…it is…stand down

Youre honor to me the case is clear. She thought it was chocolate. Case closed!

😆 My heart dog chewed off all the baseboards in the kitchen. Never did figure out how she got her teeth under the cabinet edge. She chewed out part of a wall, too. Gotta admire that kind of determination.

Vizslas rule

Tango needs

There was a SPIDER on the table, I SAVED you!

Clearly, the table was in danger of slipping. Not having opposable thumbs, but having a very helpful spirit, Tango sought to keep the table in place by any means (and teefs) necessary. 🐾❤️

clearly innocent with that face😂💖💖

Prayers for your Tango. 🙏🏻🥰

We have a border collie catahoula mix that likes to sit on the back of the couch like a vulture watching everybody and making sure that nobody steps out of line.

Tango is just trying to show that her teeth marks do not match the ones THAT WERE ALREADY THERE.

Quality Control Manager Tango is just making sure the table is sturdy and won’t easily break apart at the corners.

Who you gonna believe - me or your lying eyes?

She really didn’t do anything bad, and if she did… it was an Ikea table.🤭

Services of Messrs Woofer, Barker & Sheister clearly needed again.

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She was framed.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social What's the verdict?

She was framed! 🧐

Structural integrity checks had to be done to make sure the structure of the table was sound. You’d use a hammer and a screwdriver. Tango had to improvise.

She's testing for lead in the paint. She's just trying to keep her humans safe!

Table, or cake? Might be table this time, but you should test it each day. Cakes are sneaky.

Puppy teeth. Everything’s fair game.

I literally watched a similar sized puppy trying to eat a park bench like this just this Saturday. I could not stop watching the rapscallion.

If anything, it’s her owners’ fault for not providing her with enough chew toys.

The table started this! Bad table!

Clearly she was dancing the Tango and couldn’t find a rose. She needed something to hold in her mouth!

Verdict is out : Not guilty !

She's just cleaning it obviously.

@darthbluesky.bsky.social we need a judgement over here

He was framed!

It looks like she’s just doing some structural testing of the table. You wouldn’t want it to fall on your foot, would you?

Thank you for the re-fur-al (get it?) - my client Tango will not speak without counsel (me!) present - furthermore, @weratedogs.com owes my client compensation (treats!) for this use of PIL (pup image and likeness) - and hi.

Ok but the IKEA instructions didn't say to NOT use your teeth. I'm really thinking this could happen to anyone.

tango should try the Tony Stark reply, "Admit it. You've caught me doing much worse."

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Clearly just checking to see if this is, in fact, a large chocolate bar sitting atop four chocolate legs.

Tango is just cleaning up a spot of something the hooman dropped. You should be thanking her.

He's a contestant in a Japanese game show. Obviously.

If not chew toy, why chew toy shaped?

She's very clearly just resting her face there while she waits for dinner.

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Tango did nothing wrong: there is a small but not nonexistent possibility that the table is not a table but a mimic. She risked life and limb to make sure it was not a danger and what does she get? Dirty looks and finger wagging.

She's just tasting the table. For science.

It happens.

I have 3 dogs and that is a guilty look

God forbid she does a little home inspection

Oh Tango! You are precious!

If she lets go, the table will crumble to bits. Get Tango a screwdriver, stat!

Beautiful work. Clearly a phenom!

Like this take! Innocent dog!!

“Oh hi. You’re home early”.

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Your honor. This is all speculation and circumstantial. There is no proof that the table did not attack the inner mouth of my client. Move to dismiss.

Perhaps the trim needed to be glued back on and Tango is just using her mouth to hold it in place while it sets. Works for me. Such a good girl!

Sometimes, when you get caught, you know you were caught.

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I think Tango's obvious innocence and charming attempts to deflect suspicion warrant a rating of at least 15/10, don't you?

She's doing a CSI to prove the bites on the table don't match her teefies. INNOCENT

She’s moving it to make more room for you and her, that’s why

That darn table keeps trying to escape!

She looks like a proper monster 😍

Into furniture remodelling.

your honor, she was with me the whole time.

It's obvious what's happened here. There was a dangerous splinter on the edge of the table and Tango is bravely dealing with it before you hurt yourself. She didn't want you to know because she doesn't like to draw attention to all the help around the house she does.

She doesn't have opposable thumbs, so she has to use her teeth to grip things. She's not chewing. Just gripping. Thought it would be obvious, but guess not. She'll uh... grip your shoes too, if you're not careful.

Don't think there will be much of a table left by the looks of it! :)

Very sweet! 😊

It’s NOT Tango’s fault that the table pushed itself into her mouth when she was yawning.