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procedural carrot generator side quest in threejs

Tim Duffy@timfduffy.com

The other day a friend joked we should do a "carrot day" where we each eat 20 full sized carrots in a day, and I played along, thinking it was a funny goof. Yesterday I realized that he was totally serious, so now I have three pounds of carrots to get through today.

6/4/26, 11:30 pm4 reposts55 likes

Tim Duffy

@timfduffy.com

6 Apr

I feel so seen right now

Neurotica

@schwarzgerat.bsky.social

7 Apr

Simcluster is firing on all cylinders these days

brennan

@brennan.computer

7 Apr

everyone gets their own procedural carrot avatar (carrotar™)

max

@notplants.net

7 Apr

oo i want this to be my avatar but to be randomly regenerated each day, or grow over time

Lucre Snooker

@lucresnooker.bsky.social

8 Apr

randomly regenerated? that would just be a stochastic carrot

brennan

@brennan.computer

8 Apr

that one got an out-loud chortle from me

Minor Mobius

@minormobius.bsky.social

7 Apr

Maybe a horrifying face yodeling, oh is that th Harry Potter tuber? Maybe you play Pac-Man on a procedurally generated carrot surface. The carrot fundamentally is a cone, maybe the carrot hyperbola comes, the jointed conic sections explorer