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// clears throat // taps mic "One two three. Test. One two three" "Welcome to CSS D ... no, I need more gravitas. Could you turn up the bass just a little bit?"

"Welcome to ... what was the name again?" ... "But it's two days, right?" ... "Right. Ahem. Welcome to CSS Day-for-historical-reasons." ... "Not?" ... "Fine, fine. That's why we practice. Behind the scenes they're comically unready anyway. We have plenty of time."

Come on, that'd be great! Was triggered by the humoristic style, matches yours quite well. And then I thought, well that'd be a good candidate. 🤷‍♂️

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