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I know, I can't believe they kill off Gordon Freeman.

I so badly want the afterlife to have a reality show where we get to watch the reactions of people who end up on the opposite side of what they lived their whole lives expecting.

Thank you.

It tracks that the complete polar opposite of a Nazi would be...a dog. Nothing worse than a Nazi. Nothing better than a good fluffy dog.

💙💙💙💙💙

It’s also a musical?

All dogs go to heaven, and all cops go to hell.

Absolutely.

Top 10 animated childrens movie and Im tired of them being underrated. I DEMAND THEY BE SEEN!

Goodness! I haven’t seen that movie in YEARS! 😲 In my opinion, Charlie and Itchy are underrated superheroes that deserves all of the doggy bones they deserve! 🥰 🦴🐾

But where do all my dawgs go?

Can’t you send them there? Wouldn’t it speed things up?

Some of them join maga

Amen!

Nah, they go to Outer Darkness.

Clearly not all of them made it there, some got left behind here.

My many deceased relatives & I thank you.

And Zionists!

Curbstomp a Nazi today. It's fun and it makes the world a better place.

This is definitely true, and I don’t even believe in hell.

I wish Hell wasn’t imaginary.

That includes the American Nazis, right? Like the German American Bund and Silver Shirts in the 30s? The neo-Nazis of the 70s, 80s, & 90s? And the MAGA folks today, right?

I wish I could believe you, but we have seen so little justice in this life…

They are already there - all on X.

As you know, hell is empty…all the devils are here.

Ykw hell yeah

Ok Nazis you heard God. Get moving...now.

Sweet

Even the secret ones!

Is that the sequel to Surf Nazis Must Die? :.)

If hell really existed its creator would be evil.

None are so blind as those who will Nazi

Americans used to help them on their way.

That's kinda your call, isn't it?

He'll is closed, they've all booked holiday accommodation at the White House for the next 4yrs.

According to God, there is no hell

All of them worship you in one way or another. The fascists -in the Catholic church, the Nazis- in the Protestant churches and the Communists-- in the Orthodox churches.

Nazi Punks FUCK OFF!

But before that, they suffer from dysentery at Maralago from underdone - yet somehow burned burgers that have the chef’s “special” fecal seasoning sauce.

Meme approved by 16 million Americans who served during WWII.

They're already there (in Hell), and trying their best to drag the rest of us there. DON'T LET THEM!

And homophobes

But they don’t have souls so…how?

Can you give us a hand with Trumpsters?

Thank you, God.

I think they all ended up in X instead of hell

Promise? The line must be long.

I'll point the way.

Too nice for them, they can be reborn as mosquitos

And all Potsies go to Milwaukee.

I suspected as much.

Do you have automation for that?

All of Trump's nominees are already there, it's almost at full capacity.

Let's try to stop them from giving us a sample of it on earth, first, my friend!

Satan will turn off the flames and pretend he's not home.

👺: Can confirm.🔥

If you sing it right “ All the nazis go to Hell” it sounds like a Billie Eilish song

And all dogs go to heaven

Well fuck. I'm probably going to hell too and I don't want to hang out with those POSs

Could they not? I dont wanna have to see them there too 😈

I don’t even believe in a punitive hell, but Nazis make me wish I did.

Amen big guy

Not that I disagree or disbelieve you but would be good to get confirmation from @thedevil.bsky.social any Nazis down there??

Thanks God!

Oh thank G- .. Heyyy😉

Not sure if hell is going to be able to absorb the influx.

Hell Plus? Bonus Purgatory?

I believe their goal is to make Hell on Earth.

Works as an observation as well as an order.

Except that one that helped 1000 or so jews escape... He can go to to heaven. Oskar Schindler... Ya know the one they made a movie about. Anyway... I think saving 1000 people gets you in.

Can we include flat earthers and vaccine deniers too, thank you please.

Apparently not all... some go to the white house

And burn next to Hitler and Goebbels

The problem is that they are making hell on earth for all of us.

Even dog Nazis? 🤔

If Nazis get ignored on social media and they get sunburnt, they are already there 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.

NAZI: National Socialist German Workers’ Party Auf Deutch Bitte: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

There's a one-way express to Hell for Nazis—complete with MAGA hats to match the flames

Would that there were a Hell for Nazis to go to, but Hell is primitive nonsense, so we should instead make their lives here a living hell.

My Dad made sure of that ✌🏻

So let it be written, so let it be done! Also, is that an order or a suggestion or a wish?

As I understand it, Brad agrees.

But God, please, help us to push them harder in this direction

An excellent policy, God. Thank you 🙏

Thanks for that clarification.

The problem is that they put everyone else through hell first.

Good enough reason for me to go to Heaven Stuck for eternity with nazis would truly be hell

You can take them there with Wolfenstein: The New Order Out in stores near you 🫡

No because in hell all suffer, this is just a symptom of earth being earth

As an atheist, sometimes I wish I was wrong, and things like this were possible. I also would like a smidgen of that blissful ignorance that plagues so much of our country just for a little piece of mind. However, as the Rolling Stones once said, "You can't always get what you want."

Well sir you did create them

So you’re sending them to Tuscon AZ?

Or detour to work for Trump

They’re probably glad to be home.

Hell is too good for them

And all the Nazi ass lickers that voted for them

All Germans

Been saying this for years. 🤷

Right now I’m fearful it’s a country south of Canada. And spreading. Help us God!

Can we pu....umm....slap some sense into them first? 🤔 I'm sure I can get a bag of pennies together. 😁 💋

Yes they do… NOW

🍻

Send me with them so that I can fuck them up on the other side; Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop.

But I’ve been told to go there. Are the Nazis really going to be there.

And don’t forget sympathisers

You mean the USA?

From Your lips

Poor Satan!

As they should🔥

I just bought a case of eggs!(60) Time to start cracking....

You mean, they are making out life on earth, HELL.

God has spoken.

It looks like for the next 4 years they’ll be running our government

No! Send then into outer space. Then they'll suffer while still alive. Then they can go to hell.

Well hell might be here soon., The Antichrist and hid minions are going to be running yhe place…, F!

Don't know about Hell, but they can go to X!

All good people send them there.

Even the conveniently amnesiac ones?

That this even needs saying in the 21st century is tragic.

Timeless, as written. Now, You know this — You know everything — but if You were to add a comma it would accentuate temporal relevance, e.g. “All Nazis, Go To Hell”