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I wish I could follow twice !

I did my part to make this happen.

😂😂😃

What tattoo artist will be chosen to tat God?

Doing my part

Dear God, You haven’t provided any evidence that you may exist for over + 6000 years. Why start now?

Please, please, please DO NOT DO THAT!

I'll take your word for it, no pics needed.

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Don't know how good blue looks on black, though.

Well hold you to it!!! 🦋

😳 Does this fall under “be careful what you wish for”?? 🤣

God has a butt?

Aight bet. Add some holy detailing

How does that work for an omnipotent being? Do you wish it into existence on your ass or is it done with a giant ink gun? I must know.

I have done my part

And I will get a tattoo of that!

Man, you omnipotent! You could just like, manifest a tattoo on your Holy buttocks! I smell a grift.

Ok, God. I screenshot this.

John 1:18 No man has seen the ass of God.

Recipe to might not get 1 mill followers, depeend on the piece 🫣 but we will se, i hope you get it. Follow

Honestly I am down for this. I wouldn't normally want to see someone's ass cheek, but yours God, I think it'll be marvelous.

Oh God 🥰

Why the left? What's on your right buttcheek?

Oh BlueSky... where oh where is that bookmark feature when I need it! 🫣

Can't wait for the tat!!!

I will only accept it if Michelangelo adds it to his original portrait of the Holy Bum.

Same

Well by god let’s make this happen people!!

How many buttcheeks do you have god?

"Verified Account" on this platform sounds a little steep.

I don't need to see that, thank you.

How will we know it's not your right buttcheek with the photo flipped?

📌

If you get a million followers on here, I'll stop saying "Jesus Christ" when something really good/shit/surprising happens, and use your name instead. (Note - it'll be 'God' not 'Lord', I'm not a total serf)

Does this require an update to the Sistine Chapel?

Oh, god!

I'll be waiting

I've done my part.

Can I follow you more than once?

If you're omniscient, just how big is your ass, exactly?

You go for it tiger. We’re all here with you😂

"The Ham of God."

I’m here for this brand of manipulation. 😂#showusthecheeks

Goes against the gospel. Should be the Right Cheek of the Father

Was not ready to see God’s ass cheek when I woke up this morning

Oh..

😆

🤣

How

Um, happy to take your word for that one. Cheers God.

That’s OK, we don’t need photo evidence. 🫣

Speak for yourself...

Just your classic "ass-tattoo incentive" situation as seen on The Office

I neither need nor want followers, I have no need or desire for loads of people to hang on to my every word but then I'm not a god. God(s) seem very needy.

Boom...one more to the cause! #thoughtsandprayers

Just joined the platform. Still a bit lost. But I found and followed God and was able to figure out how to like your post. Awesome.

So sayeth the word of God … and his soon to be tattooed butt.

Can we get both cheeks if you hit 2 million?

Get it but pls don’t post

Please don’t

Same

That's cool and all, but shouldn't you be focusing on god stuff? I don't know if you've noticed, but the planet is kind of a mess right now.

I missed you

Please no

Thought you wanted followers…😖😖

Ok deal

Who are you, George Schultz?

Here at the 151.4k mark

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Not here

go g/G, o, d! . . . or what-/who- ever you are.

Can the ineffable BE tattooed?

Do you want the 10% of Bluesky to follow you? 😊

The rest of the universe won't know what that is Keep em thinkin, God 👍

Cool. That is something I would rather not see. Butt thanks anyway!

to whom should i pray for this not to happen

🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

well, ok

Butt will it appear on toast??

I like you - don’t blow it by posting that! 🤣

Any photo evidence of God would be very welcome... Just saying dude... It would solve a lot of problems in the world!

I'm divided on whether I want to repost this or not.

Me, too!

Follow Back Reminder🙏 BREAKING news on my page--election was hacked

Wouldn't that trigger some sort of faith paradox and therefore end your existence?

Being all powerful I think once you do you give everyone a tattoo on butt check, and one for Elons forehead. 😉

Yeah!

We all cant wait 😂

Why?

I’m that weirdo who has never had any desire to see the ass of god, so if you say you got it, I’m willing to take you at your word. 😳😖😂🦋🌕

We’ll provide you with free solar panels

Lol

Colour or.....?

God has buttcheeks?

Please don't. It's okay. I'll believe you.

I bet you wont

I have followed I love to contribute to bad decisions :)

God has butt cheeks?

Might be better if you got a tattoo of Elon Musk's squarely in the center of your ass.

My guess is that God already has a butterfly tattoo there... I mean it's clearly her best creation.

Not sure I *want* to see God's buttcheek 🫣

Oh shit. Sup Calvin

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You mean a BUTT-erfly tattoo? (I'll see myself out.)

No you won’t. It’s impossible to provide evidence of God

I'll take your word for it.

Does it count if I make several accounts just to follow you? Damn. I haven't been this excited about following God for a very long time

😂😂😂😂

And now I know more about the Mastodon Logo. Thanks God!

The social media app, LOL.

Buyer's regret.

🤪🤪

The right butt cheek is too conservative.

He's got a "w" on each cheek. The logo needs to go above that a little

Can God be tattooed? I mean, wouldn’t the needle break or something?

We’ll take your word (of God) for it, thanks just the same.

You may tattoo your left buttcheek, but you’ll never be truly left until you’ve struggled to use standard issue scissors.