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Because I'm pretty sure Jesus would be pissed off about you know, all of the child sexual assault.

I have learned that there are two. The Jesus in the Bible. And Republican Jesus. Republican Jesus preaches love thyself only. Don't turn the other cheek. Mow them down with an AR-15. And let the children starve. It will teach them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

Let’s forget what he tried to cover. chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...

youtu.be/SZ2L-R8NgrA?...

Yes sister!

They hate him because he ain’t them or even WITH them.

Also, Leo XIV is not a liberal.

….no—it’s good….he’s 69 years old moved to Peru at age 30….

For American Evangelicals, it's bad because they think Peru is a "shithole country" that exports awful people.

#MikeJohnson

Huge lib

Jesus was a poor man who hated the wealthy.

Well maybe they expected a kind of Spanish Inquisition?

The MAGA maggots hate Jesus.

That’s the truth. Wokest man ever was Jesus.

You have to watch the Donnie O’Sullivan video interview of the views on the Pope from a representative of the manosphere. Patriarchy all the way or a schism.

What's gonna happen if they ever find out the bible was not actually written by Jesus?

What does this even mean

Torquemada Alito is probably shitting bricks today since this new pope won't look kindly on burning witches at stakes for Opus Dei members' entertainment. #AuditIncelNAZIElmo #DefundIncelNAZIElmo #DeportIncelNAZIElmo #JailtheOrangePustuleinCECOT #$ubprimeCourtReformsNOW

Jesus was a radical. Everything liberals hate.

Jesus was truly "woke"!!!!

And it only took Jesus 3 days to become WOKE.

You win EVERYTHING! Told by an agnostic, lady!

Pope Leo XIV is the Vicar of Christ on Earth.

The tweets are well worth the follow. It's the repeated self retweets that lead to the unfollow.

You don’t get much more woke than Jesus.

😂😂😂

ith all your needs covered in Israel effectively socialism, but being an occupier may not be appealing. What is wrong with living in Denmark & most needs covered? Liberal Socialism had lots of benefits and not a lot of negatives! #Pope #Leo www.bbc.com/news/article...

Cruelty, not compassion. Arrogance, not humility. Exclusion, not inclusion. Punishment, not forgiveness. Anger, not gratitude. Self-interest, not generosity. Narrow-mindedness, not understanding.

Thank you!! After the first shock, I am now happy.

Yes they would find Jesus too woke

I can't believe trump supporters actually have the gall to mention the Bible or Jesus !

Perfect! Thank you.

Ohhh no Jesus a Liberal? Just like #WokePope ???

Thank you for saying this.

Gee they almost make it sound like Jesus was Woke. Gasp!

Not only that but Jesus was brown skinned and he didn’t speak English. Deport him! Throw him in prison!!!

Steam would've come out of your ears if you'd be around when Jesus overturned the moneylenders' tables.

🤣 Their whole religion is organized around the idea that the Pope is infallible 🤦🏻‍♀️

Right!!!

Jesus. I know nothing about the new pope.

He gave his life to show us not to be like these monsters.

His mother, Mildred, is said to have been mixed race. So, is this the closest we’ll come to a Black pope?

I don't think they'll get the reference...

I just hate the leaders of an organization rooted in all kinds of abuse, corruption and murder (crusades). 🌬️

Nonsense! Jesus was MAGA "blessed are the meek, for we can bully them blessed are the merciful, for they are suckers we can own blessed are the poor in spirit, for they are easily brainwashed blessed are the peacemakers, for they are Colts finest revolvers."

"Bring me the five loaves and 2 fishes, then I'll multiply them into less than their bellies require. My miracles are conservative. Would you like water or wine with your fish/bread?"

Ssssshhh. The one they prey for is a white dude from someplace not Middle Eastern.

Bingo 💙