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Every watermelon I have purchased this summer (8 maybe?) has been bad. I have not had a good watermelon since 2025. I am cursed

14/8/26, 1:47 am0 reposts1 like

Benjamin

@schmenjamin.com

14 Aug

I thought I knew how to pick them. I even do that thing where you hold it up to your ear and slap it while you make a face that looks like you know what you’re listening for