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Devil making you his plaything? There's a book for that! From the author of "If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open"

4/8/26, 3:24 pm2 reposts9 likes

Are you struggling to get your lock open and also God hates you? Lorraine's comin' in clutch for ya

good to know that if the devil made me do it once, i'm damned for all eternity and there's no hope for me (but it doesn't need to happen again)

You blew it! We all blew it!