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Reject Convenience
@rejectconvenience.com

I have been replying to the constant onslaught of sponsor emails with more and more cartoonish demands just to see what happens. It's honestly been kind of fun, since I know I'll never actually take any of them on.

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barndles
@barndles.bsky.social

"I'll do your little deal if you send me Margaret's Apples. how many does she have? well Adam has 13 apples. Suzy has half as many as Janet, and janet has 7 more than Adam. Margaret has (Adam^suzy)*(Janet/2margaret) apples. Following this, I will consider your sponsorship"