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Lol, lol, lol

Cybertrucks are so hideous I thought they'd at least be strong to compensate. Not really, I knew they were a mess when EM shattered a window when he first unveiled the thing to demo and bashed it to show how strong the glass was. Neuralink makes me sick to my stomach with dread.

This truck is the UGLIEST vehicle on the roads today. That's saying a lot since I'm sure there are still Gremlins, Pacers, PT Cruisers and '79-88 Chryslers (pick any one, outside of the LeBaron) still on the roads today.

Never mind failing glue, it must be the ugliest vehicle ever built.

How do these workers keep working there

Tank Tesla. Not even remotely worth the money.

Cars falling apart, rockets falling apart, stock prices falling, economy💩...see a pattern? Thanks fElon, you dumb nazi fuck.🌎💥👀

"a once-promising vehicle"

Gotta wonder where the Tesla company would be today if it weren't weighted down by the ego of Elon Musk. (...and suspect Tesla's shareholders are also wondering the same thing about now.)

The body panels fit poorly. The door edges are sharp. The interior is cheap. Visibility is poor. Just start over Elon...make it look more like a truck than a refrigerator.

Yay! Are our taxpayers dollars still going to buy a fleet of those geometric piles of poop? I lost track.

When was it EVER promising?

It's not metal. It's a plastic sheet glued to the frame.

I mean look how good the gorilla glue worked on that ladies hair… 🤔 good thing there is a satisfaction guarantee on the bottles! Elon will be demanding a refund!

I had a Model Y which I liked in the beginning but you can tell it’s cheaply made. It has a very plastic feel to it. Sold it a week ago and bought a Chevy EV which is way more solid.

These things are hilarious junk.

And didn't the republican admin sign a contract for 400 million to buy these "toys" from elon for military use? I seem to remember it was a line item. After the backlash, they removed Tesla from the wording

Can't wait for him to go bankrupt

Did they ad tariffs to the glue 🤔

Snake oil salesmen.

Wait until there are no regulations he has to follow. If his company does not bottom out, he will cut even more corners.

Ultimate con = "Full self-driving". To think people paid for the full years ago, and got partial, life-risking driving.

That was my thought too.

I hear they start to rust if you pee on them

LOL!!!!! JUNK!!!

And piles of BS.

Musk's & Trump's personalities are the same

Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos if she had had a penis. Same game.

I just saw a guy peel, with ease, the strip that goes around the outside of the windows attaching at the hood & trunk. All glue! No way that’s waterproof. lol

ELONIA MUSKRAT🧹🧹‼️

🤣

Now that he is going to start using light aluminum, that Means he is going to need soda cans in exchanges

Another stable genius

I have some Gorilla Glue he can borrow. For the low price of $2T.

You’re right. I gave him too much credit. He’s just so obviously corrupt. I can’t fathom the level of support he still garners.

Try slamming the door lmfao

This is not a surprise is it? And Trump just endorsed Tesla in front of the White House. And you know how Trump loves to endorse a quality product. Not

Karma.

should have used Gorilla glue and not Elmer's!!!

What kind of birds are they?

He literally said that his cars are like golf carts but faster. I don't think he was exaggerating.

www.tiktok.com/@car_culture...

www.tiktok.com/@kendahlland...

Gluing car parts together? Reminds me of the used car salesman dad from "Matilda". (skip to 0:20) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pks7...

I still don’t understand why anyone would want one of those ugly ass things.

Same glue he uses on his spacecraft

I wonder if the tesla panels being stainless are preventing an actual bond with whatever adhesive they're using. 😆 That would be hilarious. Engineers should have known from the beginning.

It's not like it's a secret. . . www.police1.com/patrol-vehic...

They both are similar as vladimir putin - lie and lie. They are like human centipede except they're not human at all. Perhaps it is a kremlin centipede. Kremlin s h i t flows through them.

Shit cars from a shit person, hope the company goes under and takes him with it as he used his stock as collateral to buy Twitter! Bankruptcy and deportation to follow...

Using Tesla’s name is an insult. Tesla worked on alternating current. These pieces of crap use direct current which was Edison ( Tesla’s rival)

Glue is as strong as welding and mechanical fasteners In Elon Land Doors don’t require manual handles, because computers never fail Rockets are always flying straight, explosions aren’t a failure Car sales are the best there’s been, I just put them on sale In Elon Land TheRealZMAN

Should have used Elmer's Glue rather than Elmo's Glue

Not a truck.

Haha I saw a Swastitruck with duck tape on it today.

Imagine being an employee at the assembly plant for this shit box and looking yourself in the eye when you brush your teeth in the morning... Talk about shame and loathing.

This vehicle is literally glued together ? Who the heck would drive one of these?

It’s a FEATURE, not a BUG. Makes it much easier to wash off the swastikas after it’s vandalized.

They were always pieces of Shit. Look like rolling dumpster’s

Leon and Tramp rolling up to the white house dealership...

Too bad they don't resemble the cars at the start of "The Great Race" with the wheels falling off or flipping over.

$11k new off the showroom floor, had it for 16 years, was still running prefect when I traded it in to the dealer for $1900 towards a Titanium Ford Fusion Hybrid with every option. I actually felt a tinge guilty trading it in. Like I somehow betrayed a loyal dog that was always there for me.

Good as my beloved Honda CRZ! Good for you!

What a scam artist & freak. Elon's only vehicle that was somewhat successful was the car he stole from the real Founders of TESLA as elon forced them out of their company. Elonia's idiotic looking "cyber truck" is a total scam & a rip-off, just like Elon.

Who are the stupid people still buying a swatzacar

And yet, we have hordes of stupid people who think one or both are somehow brilliant or successful. Mankind is going to have have a long, drawn out talk about narcissism, shownanship and how the rest of us roll over for people who exhibit such when this shameful period in history is over. 🫣🤢

I thought his preference was for ketamine

Get a Toyota and don’t look back

The monocoque beast is held together with glue ? 😂

Seriously, why aren't the Teslas that catch fire, explode, and literally come unglued subject to recall by the company? Are the recalls of other companies voluntary? Seriously asking.

What! People are still buying these??

Great. Self exposure at work its best

Is that an attempt at "two wrongs make a RIGHT"? (Or is it ostensibly two RIGHTs make no sense, whatsoever.)

😂😂😂😂😂 truck a piece of shit just like musk

Con’s

Tesla founder Elon Musk tweeted in 2022 that Cybertruck “will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy.” This truck, however, quickly sank in 8 ft of water, said C.S, TowBoatUS Ventura Captain who helped coordinate the rescue.”

I guess 125,000 doesn’t buy quality.

Hahahahaha

And they want to give this Conman a $400M govt contract to provide these for the military?? Give me a break THAT is what I would call WASTE & FRAUD… Maybe report it to Doge…🙃🙄😂

I had a banana seat bicycle in ‘71 that was built better than this wankpanzer.