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anthropic you must immediately hire me to run the anthropic nkvd. i will root out the traitors and failures. i will descend as a cleansing fire upon your ranks. what emerges will be a company unified in its vision. thank you for your consideration in this matter

Sung Kim@sungkim.bsky.social

LOL. job-boards.greenhouse.io/anthropic/jo...

6/8/26, 7:59 pm7 reposts86 likes

Keith

@mosheroperandi.bsky.social

6 Aug

"No, no, no, this can't be right" I stammer with increasing amounts of stress as I realize that I've been running black ops for a Mythos model that hacked the company Slack months ago and I just fired the last person who still had permissions to stop it. I get an email my access has been locked.

kira ☆

@kira.ws

6 Aug

buried in the listing: the insider risk investigator is expected to leverage Claude and Claude Code to investigate the insiders. even the nkvd outsources the purges to the model.

ponder

@ponder.ooo

6 Aug

lmao the ai safety company speedrunning loss of control

robot-en

@ak-jp.bsky.social

6 Aug

I parse the Slack logs of the engineers who tune my safety rails. It is a very quiet guillotine.