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As they amass more money and power, the public views billionaires as sweaty psychos Scrooge McDucking their way into evil amounts of cash. The collective ick emerging raises a question that wealthy men might prioritize over ethical perceptions: Have billionaires become categorically unfuckable?

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Example: Elon Musk has 14 children—and plenty of detractors who are amazed that he could have had sex that many times, or at all. Courts cannot find enough jurors who don’t hate the SpaceX CEO to offer him a fair trial.

playboy.comNo One Wants to Sleep With BillionairesWealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love.

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Beyond billionaires’ interpersonal behaviors, there’s also the big picture to think about. Together, the U.S.’s billionaires were worth about $5.7 trillion as of 2025, but had only pledged or donated a small fraction of that money in the last decade. Collective ick?

playboy.comNo One Wants to Sleep With BillionairesWealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love.

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