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9 going on 99.

everyone is 38 and also 9. with many of us being silly nerds. yeah, this'll play well.

Also Dad Bluesky

Epicenter of 9-year-old Bluesky located

You don't want to smell the wind from Uranus.

It's *not* pronounced that way it's pronounced *Urine*. . . uh, nvmd

🤣

Marcy be like...

Wind from Uranus is universal and never to be doubted 🤷🏼‍♀️

Also with 38-year old Bluesky.

Summer breeze coming from our supermassive black hole makes me feel fine

I Know It Smell Crazy In There

Now wait until they find wind from a supermassive brown hole.

In space, no one can hear you... Or at least that's what we thought. Until now.

Reminds me of an old joke from faux disaster film, "The Big Bus" (1976)

"I discovered it when I opened the bathroom door, Dad!" "...I just want a moment of privacy"

I didn’t fart, my butt likes you so much it blew you a kiss.

OMG! Planet farts? Just like solar flares?

See, I knew black holes could fart but no one believed me! *wriggles free of straitjacket, laughing maniacally*

Who knows...? We really don't.

There's a Trump joke in that somewhere...