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Always been a favorite of mine, but I'll take another reason to drink it.

If he really were inspired by his brother’s alcoholism, why does he sell liquor?

We could easily solve the crisis of global warming if Trump would only unleash his Kaiju-sized snowflake powers into the atmosphere to trigger a new ice age.

I'd venture to say that would be a "no".

Wait until he notices the connection...

Thank you for the whiskey recommendation

Well now I’m a fan of Glenfidditch…

It’s only 5:20am, but I’m going to go have some right now!

Scotland hates you, Donald

The man’s insecurities & pettiness knows no bounds

No idea, but I've now got a new favorite Scotch

I suspect he's not that much of a details guy on this one, but a deep, dark part of me would love to hear him pronounce the names of a few distilleries.