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Most Christians know the biblical story of Samson, a hella-strong dumbass who stupidly trusted his girlfriend. But if you read about his origin story in Judges 13, you find out that his dad was also a dumbass. So in Samson's defense, he correctly assumed women were smarter than him.

It's just wild we know the name of the dad but not the mom. Manoah's name got written down for all eternity. Like, "So a dumbass begat a dumbass." And his wife was like, "no you better keep my name outta this nonsense. "

naso was my bar mitzvah portion and the haftara (prophetic reading) for it is the annunciation of samson and i gotta say that story reads like a scene from the simpsons. manoah is homer