Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Hey everybody! We heard you had to work all day? After dad explained what this means, we decided you need some walkies!” 🧵1023307
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Seriously tho, you have to do work every day?! When do you nap & have treatos?!?!”33146
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.comEverywhere in Madrona (Seattle hilltop neighborhood) there are Dahlias and nice houses25/8/26, 12:12 am·1 repost·111 likes
dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social@dozo-yoroshiku.bsky.social26 AugUmm I think you meant zinnias not dahlias…😬14
lisa@theradish.bsky.social25 AugI don’t actually know what dahlias look like, but my mom grew zinnias and they make me happy :)3
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Unlike the scary wooden pedestrian bridge over the gorge, this one seems very safe and if you fell through you’d just get muddy ankles lol”2115
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Hey Darby, did you hear about the jockey who fell off his horse? He’s in stables condition!”64138
Florian@flotempelhof.bsky.social25 AugBut only because they put him in cryostasis. He's playing ice jockey now.1
Florian@flotempelhof.bsky.social25 AugThis is what it look like when the whole cities population is eradicated by a nuclear blast or something.5
Ned Pyle@nedpyle.com25 Aug“Golly what a long walk, we were out for an hour & a half because dad is heading out on another busyness trip. Maybe he’ll bring us back exotic dog treats, we’ll see!”81141
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugWhat did they swap the bushes with?5
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugI thought the thread was pretty furlong to not have the dad joke.4
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social25 AugI guess the floor could always have runoff. But won’t their little feetsies be hot from standing on the sun?2