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Can we find his tiny discolored hands and his tiny discolored feet beneath his bloated ankles and nail him to a cross? Come Sunday he’ll be playing golf at Mar-a-lago.

I have spare nails. Happy Easter everyone!

Just seal up the tomb properly just to be safe

Stupid bitch! No wonder people are turning against religion with the likes of her, and her ridiculous spiel.

this is about Father Christmas, it's that isn't it

What an absolute Cult.

Well he’s certainly upset the money-changers on Wall St.

She's fucking nuts

Who will volunteer as Dismas and Gestas?

Don't remember Jesus ever shitting himself.

Seems blasphemous to me.

If they are so reverent of the bible shouldn't they also be careful to recognise the 'devil in disguise'? #AntiChrist #Crucifixion #Revelations

Should we all be wearing our "Ear teabags" on Sunday He is risen ....

Volunteers make a neat line.

Is there an employment website so you can apply to be chief nail technician?

Ooh. Please let's nail him to a cross (the OG X, not the †) then put him in a sealed Mar-A-Lago hotel room. Let's see the proof.