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The entity drifted dreamlessly through space, as it had for aeons. It woke when it neared a star. Scanned for planets, life, signs of technology. Having found all, it analyzed and decoded radio emissions, then composed a message to send. "My hovercraft is full of feels." It resumed dormancy.

16/9/26, 9:24 am58 reposts364 likes

Christopher Meyer-Kretschmer

@meyer-kretschmer.bsky.social

16 Sept

"My n1pples explode with delight!" 🇭🇺🇬🇧🤪

Shammai

@shammaiintl.bsky.social

16 Sept

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

James | existing out of spite 🏳️‍⚧️

@jimmyswings.bsky.social

16 Sept

Better than eels, I suppose. 🤔

Micro SF/F by O. Westin

@microsff.com

17 Sept

** A very clever reader on Tumblr figured out what I could have meant, had I been as clever. I wish I was, but I'm not. I intended the nod to Monty Python, but not the second, very clever part. www.tumblr.com/microsff/828... **

Frank Hightower 🐁

@frankhghtwr.bsky.social

16 Sept

That was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea

🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃

@robinbobcat.bsky.social

16 Sept

The response it awaits: "Drink your Ovaltine."

windsaw.bsky.social

@windsaw.bsky.social

16 Sept

I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched!