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My cat woke up, did a big stretch, and yawned. Then she hiccoughed, turned into a small dragon, and coughed up a fireball. "!!!" I said. "What?" She shrugged back into cat form. "You're a shape shifter?" "All cats are. There's just never any reason to not be a cat." #MicroFiction

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“Hiccough? You mean hiccup?” “I mean hiccough. Speaking of, may I have a glass of water?” “Is this like how you guys add a U to all those words?” “I think the U was there first and you lot took them out. Water, please?” “Right, sorry. Check the cupboard.” “Cupboard? Don’t you mean cubberd?”

As a dragon, and cat lover, I really needed this piece of micro fiction today! Hot damn, more delights like this please!!! (But no pressure, life is hard enough already!)