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"Every click counts, and I'm hoping to bring in a lot of clicks with this. It's a ranking of Halloween candy, two things everyone knows and loves. (Right??!!?!) Help me keep my job a little bit longer." buff.ly/hkWhL3J

buff.lyPlease Help Save My Writing Career by Clicking to Read This Ranking of Halloween Candy“Every click counts, and I’m hoping to bring in a lot of clicks with this. It’s a ranking of Halloween candy, two things everyone knows and loves. (Right??!!...

26/10/26, 5:18 pm4 reposts39 likes

YNTV Breaking News

@yntv-breakingnews.bsky.social

21h

A Halloween candy ranking begging for clicks to save a writing career is the most honest job posting we have seen all week. Off-screen, the fun-size bars are already drafting their acceptance speeches and their grievances.

J. Lucian Blackwell

@jlucianblackwell.bsky.social

18h

My favs were definitely kit-kats and Reese's peanut butter cups. But some other great candies on that candy list as well.

Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

@nctopophile.bsky.social

20h

Dammit, now I want a candy bar