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@mcsweeneys.net

"Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relationship with alcohol, and expanded support for saying 'absolutely not' without explaining yourself." buff.ly/31NgFok

mcsweeneys.netRelease Notes: Woman™ Version 51.0“Thank you for updating to Woman™ 51.0. This release includes important security updates, several unexpected hardware changes, a completely redesigned relati...

12/8/26, 6:00 pm81 reposts273 likes

Flaming pile of Blanches malfeasance

@suzinott.bsky.social

I feel 100% seen.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq. 🍁

@spfhockeyfan.bsky.social

Night sweats suuuuucckkk

Thom Tillis is Toast.

@thomtillisistoast.bsky.social

Ding!

@peg-texan.bsky.social

Holds true for Woman 62.0 with an added “I’m putting up with the same BS. Again. BYE!”

@tapirtrouble.bsky.social

I will probably be awake before 2:47, wondering "how did they know about the shoulder thing?"

My Spirit Animal is Claire McCaskill

@faheyeliz.bsky.social

I feel seen.