"We have included an advance copy of the hardcover edition of your diary, which Simon & Schuster will be releasing this winter. We think the photo of the time you laughed so hard in the school cafeteria that milk came out of your nose makes for a perfect cover."
buff.lyWe Regret to Inform You That Your Middle School Diary Has Lapsed into the Public DomainThis letter is to inform you (the author) that your intellectual property (middle school diary) has officially entered the public domain due to you...
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