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"I’m overjoyed that I can finally unload you guys. You’re all so depressingly self-serious that it genuinely bums me out. You insist on treating this bullshit 'rhetorical' debate style like you’re some kind of modern goddamn Socrates, and I frankly just don’t have time for it."

buff.lySatan Informs His Devil’s Advocates That Their Services Are No Longer NeededTo all Devil’s Advocates: I, Satan, regret to inform you that, after careful consideration, I am terminating all contracts with the freelance Devil...

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