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Kinky Coder
@kinkycoder.com

This might be a bad idea (who the fuck am I kidding it’s an awful idea, but it’s an idea and I can’t shift it), won’t have time to code it for tomorrows game but will be able to for sat/sun. Idea: Locked to the chair for the duration of the game. Zapped for every goal scored (including pens)

Pacer@pacer.dog

@edlemming2008.bsky.social will be enjoying the game tomorrow dressed like this… but he would really like some companionship- anyone else gonna be gearing up for the game? Headpats and brownie points for anyone who shows themselves in some form of gear tomorrow evening :)

P-60361 (Timber)
@nsfwtimberwoof.bsky.social

It's an excellent idea. It would be easy to record a game and then go back to isolate the sounds of the goal horn. Use Audacity to get a spectrum of the horn. Create some op-amp filters or just use a Raspberry Pi to some signal processing. When the horn sounds, send the signal to the power box.

P-60361 (Timber)
@nsfwtimberwoof.bsky.social

Oh, with a list of Bad Words such as "penalty" or "Goal." Short zap for "minor penalty", long zap for "major penalty." I used to play hockey. I wanted a shock collar or shock jock for my friends in the stands to hand out a zap for every goal against. Yeah, I was a goalie.