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seriously how are you still using twitter, what do you tell yourself?

They often sound like I did trying to rationalize my old smoking habit

Well just like browsing X, my smoking habit exposed me to odious environments, exposed others to said toxicity, modeled bad behavior and contributed to an evil corporation's profitability

ok, fine, points taken, but what if X were to offer a form of XPoints, to cash in on lawn furniture or posters or lamps for your den?