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@kbspangler.com

"KB died on a submarine." No she didn't, she was murdered and dumped in a submarine. "KB died skiing." No, her corpse was strapped to two sticks and thrown down a mountain. "KB was eaten by sharks." No, someone knows how to really dispose of a body.

Space Witches, Esq.@popelizbet.bsky.social

"Elizabeth went into the swamp" no they didn't "Elizabeth went into the deep ocean" no they didn't "Elizabeth rode off with someone on a motorcycle" think again

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@shadowqueene.bsky.social

If anyone ever says after I die that I lit up a room, it's a safe assumption that I was burned alive

bunshonokai.bsky.social

@bunshonokai.bsky.social

I assume if anything "gets you" it'll be an evil house en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_O...

en.wikipedia.orgBurnt Offerings (film) - Wikipedia

@jennabeet.bsky.social

Gotta be honest, your "someone knows how to really dispose of a body" assertion is kind of giving Lady Macbeth 😆

@kbspangler.com

Now that's a woman who knew where her sharks were buried.

ltcolinsane.bsky.social

@ltcolinsane.bsky.social

*is beginning to feel like K.B. is a cast member of a more unhinged version of the Midsomer Murders show*