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that is disgusting

Trump has broad authority to grant pardons for federal crimes, including to co-conspirators. The only Golden Era in America today is for aspiring Trump co-conspirators.

It's one of crypto's top selling points.

His DJT stock is completely pointless since crypto pump and dumps are entirely unregulated.

And watches. Don’t forget the watches.

What kind of depraved asshole cuts veterans' benefits while he spends $140 million on golfing & a birthday parade?? AN ORANGE, DRAFT-DODGING ONE!🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

I love in films you have to undertake an elaborate heist with multiple layers involved like in the ocean's eleven films, but in real life you just need to be shameless , brazen and be a narcissist with political connections (so part of the elite) and you can pull off anything with no repurcussions

One of the original criticisms of Bitcoin was that it could be used for money laundering for "underground terrorists" or "deep state" bribes. But "surface level" state bribes are okay, apparently.

SEC: OK fine, since the President is doing it now and it looks bad, we'll ignore crypto shitcoins and essentially make it legal based on the fact that there's no value proposition so they are essentially worthless trading cards Trump: buy my shitcoin and you can directly influence federal policy

May the norovirus be deadly and spread quickly at this dinner.

jfc, after four years of Biden crime family nonsense the Trump's are just openly grifting and cashing in on the Office of the Presidency. where is Jim Jordan's fury? where is Comer asking the DOJ to investigate these crimes? #Crickets

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My god imagine if the salmonella outbreak hits his dinner. Surely this octogenarian isn’t so resilient.

They really don’t capture his chicken nuggie diet in that ai generated slop

I love how dudes will say he's a good businessman when all he does is just beg for money roughly every quarter

Kunt Kunt Kunt

Can we talk about the nonplussed look on poster Trump's face He doesn't look like he's about to yell "Fight", he looks like he's about to ask for some ketchup to put on his steak

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Will Snoop perform for him as he did his last Crypto fundraiser? Maybe he'll pose with White Nationalists, again.

Gross. I hate him.

“Strump?”

💥🤡

They finally found a valid use case

Is it?

This is just gross. Why is this not being called out? Why are we allowing this.

You can tell this administration loves AI because Trump always looks like a Ben Garrison drawing.

Corrupt piece of filth 🤬

Strump any relation to strumpet?

not a banana republic 🤡

Also funny they know how terrible he looks so he’s always photoshopped or face swapped onto a fit body and makes his hair look decent. And that is one of the worst signatures I’ve ever seen, incomprehensible

"Fight Fight Fight" -man who won the election and is seizing unilateral control over the federal government

Its wild how brazenly corrupt this whole thing is. Even third world dictators work harder to conceal their corruption than this.

Bipartisanship ftw

why does this look straight out of saints row

Each time I see his “signature”, I think that’s how someone who can’t read would write. Seriously, has Dicktaster “TinyHands” Trump ever been seen writing anything other than his own name? I’m convinced he’s illiterate or the likes… and still got elected.

fig't sounds like an old timey slur

Don't worry, you can also openly do bribes with real money!

What’s he fight, fight, fighting for? A couple of more billion dollars in his pocket from foreign investors?

they photoshopped his face onto some other dude's body and then modified the hair lol

You’ve actually always been able to bride politicians it just looks like this now

Strump 🤝

Trump’s Homer Simpsonesque dysmorphia is extremely weird.

Chris Matthews

He does whatever he wants because those who are supposed to protect us just lets him run wild. Why wouldn’t he do whatever he wants? He gets away with it every fucking time

That's another perspective to see it 😂

Someone has the chance to do the funniest thing possible

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They’re already called shitcoins

To be fair that's probably what crypto was invented for

it's wild how fucking awful that graphic design is despite the zillions of crypto money

When in doubt, just stop investigating. The scale of corruption is staggering and would not be possible without deliberately perverting the course of justice: nymag.com/intelligence...

“My assassination attempt is still massive”

I love that they can photoshop away everything except that permanent “Don’t tell anyone I just pooped my pants” facial expression he has.

Exactly - thinly veiled bribes dressed up in nonsense

When the FBI and the DOJ are your personal police force, there's no point in limiting your graft.

He's such an obese goblin he has to iterate through billions of AI generated images to find one that makes him look young and fit.

STRUMP.