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I’m looking forward to his escape from prison and Batman having to stop him from blowing up a couple of ferries

It’s like I finally truly understand the song Halo by Beyoncé.

Trial by combat. Luigi vs. Trump. Think of the betting markets.

This feels like that one John Wick poster

Luigi: Mama Mia! Where's-a Mario to-a rescue-a his brother?

windbreaker sunglasses is cool classic look tho

Luigi is unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In his Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

So where do they imagine they can find a jury of his peers?

This is a Renaissance portrait

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Don’t even have to

The only pictures of trump people should care about are the pictures of him next to epstein

are they actively trying to make him look as cool as possible

No, the Trump pic is still harder, and I don’t even like Trump

Making this my banner like maga sheep did with the Trump picture

The gang leader walking one step behind him and surrounded by cronies sends a powerful message (of fear)

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This is leading to a hung jury because every normal person hates health insurance companies.

#RighteousAnger #FreeLuigi

Think about it, if Jesus were to return, what authority would anyone else have? Naming him Jesus may be worth it.

This is unironically an image that radiates strongman energy. Imagine shaking the system in such a major way that it requires THIS many cops watching over you.

it only makes me hotter

"Free luigi"

"Did you get a picture of the perp walk?" "Sure did, boss! Luigi is looking real fuckin' badass, just like you wanted!"

A top tier marketing firm couldn't have composed this photo any better. It's flawless.

I feel like with the right framing and goading we could trick Trump into coming out in favor of Luigi

This like will genuinely land in textbooks this rocks

#OurLivesDontMatter

He doesn’t have to do anything and he still looks cool

They won't free him How do we organize protests?

Free the claims adjuster!

They haven’t got a clue as to how this intensifies our collective consciousness regarding Luigi. If they were trying to make him appear like a danger to us, they failed miserably. He looks like someone who needs protection.✌️

I don't understand how they could forget to deploy two squadrons of F-35s, the USS Eisenhower with its frigate. It's reckless to let him walk outside with just 59 armed men, a helicopter, and snipers around. Imagine if there's a CEO nearby!

I'm so sad and angry at what this poor man has been through and what's to come 🙁

Gotta have the 5 guys with machine guns just in case

DON'T FUCK WITH THE MARIO BROS! YOU GETTIN' NOTHIN' OUTTA ME!

In this picture are the only NYPD on the clock not playing Candy crush.

And, oh hey, Mayor Adams showed up too... He's right there in the back, apparently too afraid to get any closer to the most important guy in the photo. 🧐

Yeah that trump pic was weak

I forgot all about that. Looked like every other shitty photo-op he ever did except with a shaving cut.

Both can be true.

Accidental Renaissance

Pretty Boy Luigi or Smoothface (like Scarface but tailored to the circumstances).

One representative for my state (Alaska) was running from prison lol

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Why does it feel like the person in that pic least likely to cause me harm is the one in orange?