fun random jcog lore fact: if you were playing starcraft online in like 2005 or so, there's a small chance you lost to an 11-year-old child (me) who'd just learned how to zergling rush π
unsurprisingly I was very bad at the game, but I did actually win one single match legitimately. I was terran and teched up to cloaked wraiths and the guy just had no detectors at all. he proceeded to crash out at me in the chat and accuse me of cheating, which I found very funny lol.