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I genuinely don't know how this game could be MORE queer

How is found family wok- ohhh because found family teaches people that you can completely reject your controlling and toxic familial relationships and that those relationships are supposed to be people who love and respect you, gotcha

Im so sorry that you have diagnosed with being based... also other bad news i cannot play your game anymore is not woke enough i bet that its so unwoke that i cannot participate in speedruning on your game

This is a disaster and you've failed us all. Do better. /lh /jk Sincerely though, lmao. The fact they have a "wokeometer" is funny, and with no consistency seeing as apparently CB2077 and BG3 are 1s? Somehow? ISAT is amazing, deserves the visibility for this "bad press," lowkey good press imo.

Shouldn’t of cut the sifbeau make out in post game

me with my trans-flag menu color scheme and my player card that reads "trans rights" and "acab", on my way to play the lesbian NOISZ song after having finished the song about how THEY TAKE A HUNDRED PERCENT OF WHAT YOU PRODUCE THE SMALL BIT YOU GET IS LESS THAN YOU USE but at least it's not woke!

You claim the game is woke but it’s in black and white, do you hate the rainbow or something?

You gotta add the "politics" slider to the game so that it can be both a 10 but also a 0

He needs to explain why he wears it in exhaustive detail every time it is mentioned.

Sobbing, I just looked at the website and it’s like the woke games detector if it used ai. They don’t even go through the games one by one and put in the details themselves… absolute cowards…

to be fair, the people who run accounts like these can't read well enough to get into the meat of the game so they likely only saw the tip of the genderberg

Tragic headlines to see

Back to the drawing board, I guess... I can't believe it

“No DEI” Aren’t they all technically immigrants to Vauguard? So disappointing they do not appreciate your True Wokeness

I think if Siffrin was more like Mario, the prime specimen of masculinity in gaming, the game would be significantly more palatable, but I doubt you're willing to take constructive criticism >:(

Whelp. Time to get gayer

Honestly at a certain point I would respect them more if they just flat out at said “I hate queer people” instead of whatever this is

fucking "traditional rpg heroism" Bro? Who does this guy think is doing the hero stuff? Not-woke people? Did they not play ff7 where they're a buncha eco-terrorists or Chronotrigger where your found family is a frog, a cavewoman, a mechanics girl, and a robot? these people lmao.

me when i dont play the game and instead ask chatgpt if there was any backlash

Yes sir Isabeau, understood!

There's a thought formulating about how they sorta get the point that you aren't being performatively woke or anything, which is more nuance than I expected??

They also need to have an unskippable segment where they say your real name doki doki style and just say “youre gay” over and over for an hour

i mean their critique was always inherently “wahh i don’t WANT to see queer themes” but it’s really funny that they just. wrote it out in plain text here. while actively discarding their usual excuse.

I'd love to see what a 10/10 woke score game made by you would be like. Lol

well obviously ISAT doesnt value traditional RPG heroism. because they dont kill any Christian-Coded God. not enough evil popes/priests/dogmatic authority figures/etc either

Make an update to the game where Isabeau says “I’m so glad I live in a country where nobody judges you for being trans, I sure would hate to live in a country where being trans was shamed upon or worse illegal… this hypothetical country would be called something like America”

In stars and time 2 need to be just Sif and Isa kissing for 5 minutes straight as Odile's hypnotizing us saying "we will turn your kids gay your kids are gay now" and in the end Bonnie says "yea im gay now 👍"

i wonder if wokeometer was inspired by that woke games detector thing on steam awawawawawawawa

If Blanksword gets 10/10 woke, can it be put on the game's Steam page?

They gave you woke points for Odile being mixed races, which is insane. It also seems that they didnt realize that Isabeau was trans, so I bet if they found out, they'd change it to an 8 or 9.

i love the image of there being a guy whos buying and playing every game on itchio with a clipboard like damn... this one's gay too...

wowww.... was gonna play but i only play games scoring 9 or higher on the wokeometer...

FUUUCK... LESBIAN MARIO WINS.....

Siiick

At least they can never take away the "ISAT is emotionally abusive because it made me feel 1 (one) feeling" review

How can this be a real site this reads as such a parody

literally how do ISAT and How To Train Your Dragon have the same score? (I do love HTTYD to be clear)

Is the rating high is gay and low is not gay or the opposite? I’m confused

You say the words "He/Him lesbian" to the wokometer and it just evaporates into sand

Why so queerious? I’m The Woker, baby!

Game where the progression of the story is the main character crashing out and having a borderline psychotic break: "Yeah it wouldn't be that woke if it weren't for all these fucking pronouns"

A part of me now wants to know what gets 9 or 10 in woke? Some good game recommendations could come out of it.

Would you pronounce it "woke-oh-meter" or "woke-ah-mihtur"

imagine getting the IGN good game score on your wokeness

ISAT… is not WOKE enough…?

Majora’s Mask font: Dawn of the Pronoun Parade 48 hours remaining.

we need to get that number even higher!!

Gasp! How COULD YOU?!?!?!

How is it only a 7, what is worth a 10 then? This game is so woke

In this case, the failure to assign a 10 is a result of the people on the site not having the reading comprehension skills to realize the subtext. Basically, they're too media illiterate to realize how "Woke" ISAT really is. Which is hilarious.

Ummm I want my money BACK I thought I was getting 12/10 on the scale HELLO

the thing that's really sending me is the amoeba emoji they used in the post for some reason

I feel so shocked and betrayed rn...

Wait CAST PRONOUN PARADE just killed me loved that

I mean it could be a 10/10 if Sif and Isa Kissed on the mouth But CMON YALL it's an aroace black girl a gay trans man an autistic Asian lady a genderqueer kid and an autistic bipolar non binary "funny one" IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS A 7/10 😭😩