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I hope they include the weird almost-incest plotline.

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Yes, please, I would like a new golden age of practical-effects films.

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*sees the quad-sword* 1 Adult ticket please.

DANIEL FUCKING BERNHARDT! YES! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DUDE IS FINALLY GETTING TOP BILLING!

Deaths Talker? Weird name for a movie. Wait, it's just a weird font. Hehe.

If they do a sequel they have to have someone look into the camera and say "and death stalker...too!". It's the law. It's sacred.

Snuck in bear Mccreary’s name there at the end … cannot wait to get the soundtrack for this!

There has to be some actual potential for it to work, a good idea let down by the execution. Those were dead on arrival.

I actually love both so much. The second is almost more like an homage to the first than a remake because it changes so much, but it’s good in its own right.

I found the death stalker II DVD in a bargain bin for 3 dollars decades ago. It has been a house favorite roast watch since then. Altered all my friends and I genuinely cannot wait to see it in cinemas.💕

It turns out we can have good things in 2025

So there are some redeeming things about this time line after all.

You had me at “From executive producer Slash”.

Oh that looks cheesy af and DELIGHTFUL

I think every Deathstalker movie has been a reboot to some degree.

I was so hype watching this trailer I didn’t even notice BEAR MCCREARY’S NAME AT THE END. This is gonna be so much fun.

Now THIS looks like a capital M fucking Movie right here.

I know some guys from Milwaukee who are gonna be real happy about this

Not just that but some of the greatest movies ever made weren't original either. Godfather was based on a novel, It's A Wonderful Life was based on a short story, Casablanca was based on a play. The idea that a movie NEEDS to be "original" in order to be good isn't supported by reality.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Oh fuck yes

Oh man I recall the era of all these Frazetta/Vallejo inspired movies and this is gonna be awesome.

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Oh damn

Sooo, Michael McDonald is fighting the guy from Loverboy? Again...?

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I watched the first two Deathstalker films for the first time last year. The world needs more sword and sorcery.

On my feet, hooting, crying, in the cinema.

This looks tremendous fun*. Just like those 80's flicks when I was a kid. *Also easy to poke fun at; but that's a given.

Is that the doofy guy from Santa's Summer House?

This looks so camp.

That's actually the THIRD Deathstalker movie in the original series, Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deathst...