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The literacy crisis is people thinking Obama was dogging Cheesecake Factory when in fact he was saying it was opulent and covered in gold

26/10/26, 1:38 am16 reposts348 likes

Mike Billips

@mbillips.bsky.social

Wonder how many other Americans are like me. I’ve never been to a Cheesecake Factory but I’ve been to two of Saddam’s palaces.

HOWLdini!

@howdini.bsky.social

Most Americans, from what I've read.

Frankie Huang 黄碧赤

@ourobororoboruo.bsky.social

Yeah, and like, saying the White House shouldn’t look like the interior of a campy novelty restaurant chain is about decorum not even a put down

Brad Westness

@brad.westness.cc

Yeah it's not so much saying like "Cheesecake Factory is bad" but just saying "Cheesecake Factory is a shopping mall chain restaurant that puts fake columns and gold filigree shit everywhere and the White House shouldn't look like that"

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

SIR, are you SAYING SIR, that you are TOO GOOD for the CHEESECAKE FACTORY? Or one of Saddam Hussein's notably understated palaces?

Ian Boudreau

@ianboudreau.com

I still don't believe it's an actual place so that's the level I'm on

Mr. Surly

@nuancesystems.com

22h

I mean ... it's just a Chili's with tackier decor.

noahhunter.bsky.social

@noahhunter.bsky.social

I’m almost positive I know who wrote this line for him and that guy loves The Cheesecake Factory

myjah (@KirbysLeftEye)

@myjah.bsky.social

Erm.