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Some of them still are, tbh.

Jesse Pinkman did this

^and

If no one got me, I know Particle Man got me

God love blink-182 for trying desperately to continue filling their niche in all this

It was Sonic and Furries and being gay or a horrible future so I really dodged a bullet. The Tate + School Shooting idolization are very real and very scary and I have no idea how to fix any of that. I'm just glad I'm gay and think all the Sonic characters are cool.

I couldnt get a girlfriend and knew andrew tate and instead I ended up turning into a lesbian woman WITH girlfriends

Well, I'm ancient. When I was in high school, not only could I not get a girlfriend, but there was only one Sonic game in existence, and I couldn't get into it. But I had a lot of good friends and access to games I loved, plus some really great music (including TMBG). The girls showed up later.

I've been single my entire life. Sonic is alright. 💨👟🦔

I'm into macro i think that's adjacent enough

many such cases

nice

Okay I wasn't into Sonic in high school but I was into Zelda so you got me there

and the girls i knew in high school who liked Sonic and Zelda are now boys. equivalent exchange and whatnot.

Or environmental science through pokemon

Hey....

British people getting into they might be giants and not half man half biscuit is a sign of encroaching globalization.

I mean I got into sonic, turned out to be enby, and am in a committed relationship sooooo just sayinnnn

in high school i was a boy who was into team fortress 2 and my little pony, now im a girl with the exact same interests lol (plus several more but that's not relevant :3)

Which gets you a girlfriend when you put a little birdhouse in your soul.

*Cries in TMBG fan*

God damn calling me out... Now I'll have to listen to mink car in shame.

Fortunately I got into Sonic the Hedgehog at a young age and I still love it to this day

And at least in my high school, they all had dates!

I think I was girlfriend I would want a boy who likes Sonic The Hedgehog rather than a boy who likes school shootings and Andrew Tate

and/or become girls

This is why I believe every person going into high school should be assigned an invisible spirit that is personalized for them. It gives only positive reinforcement and is a good friend for them. Only the owner can see their spirit though.

Just force each one of them into separate isolated rooms, have them watch D3 Entertainment's Top Ten Hottest Female Sonic Characters on repeat until they think the ideal woman is a Sonic character. Problem solved.

We’ve lost our way because 2010’s Sonic wasn’t very good