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I can fully relate, I lost my wife to horsegirls (Actually that's entirely a joke; she's very reasonable in how much time she spends on it, and has plenty of other hobbies, and respects the one firm rule of "no horsegirls in bed" and I'm very proud of her gachaing responsibly)

this kind of model works a lot better with powerpro baseball's story mode, at least when it's not a gacha game (that horse girls copied the mechanics of and got sued for it lol)

its okay don't worry Yukes just released a cyborg schoolgirl roguelite that feels like a lost PS Vita title about destroying a tech corpo even now there is still hope left in mankind

All Square Enix's endless string of dying mobile garbage serves is to become a weird growing tumour on the end of Theatrhythm final fantasy of music for games you can no longer play and wouldn't want to.

only looking at their attempts to do gacha games from afar it seems to me that they cannot help but always sabotage them running them too greedily and operating them like rugpulls so they're just never attaining a place of honor within SE even as execs clearly love exploiting the business model

Im ngl i beta tested that new Dragon Quest mobile game last week and i gotta say for a gacha its actually pretty good

So fucking real bestie

Square Enix have this strange method where their gacha games either go up in flames in no time or inexplicably cling to life for years despite being terrible even by gacha standards (FF Ever Crisis or KH Union x). There is no in-between.

Square Enix Gacha games are the only games that have an announcement and cancellation in the same post.

square has wanted a big slice of that live service pie for so long but they are so, so awful at it and i hope they never improve

i hope missing link turns into something else cause despite khux being a gacha game and not even a good one, i liked the writing in it...

I wish Food Fantasy wasn't a Gacha game. If I say "Game where you build a team of foods that look like anime people and some food compliment each other so much they get special abilities (e.g. Milk and Tea) and some are voiced by Casey Mongillo doesn't that sound like a banger?!

missing-link could have been the one. It could have been the breakout hit that took the world by storm. If only they could have figured out how to stop the game from melting people's phones. Now we will never know what's up with Brain.

there's an entire youtube cottage industry that's sprung up to cater to that guy

They're so bad at mobile games they couldn't even get whatever Missing Link was gonna be out the door at all & I refuse to believe it would've lasted longer than a year anyway

I just be playing my silly little indie games. Gacha games are honestly just so boring after a few hours. I will never understand how anyone dumps hundreds of dollars into them.

Genshin is the only one I play myself.

Boy is there going to be egg on your face when Dissidia Duodellum releases the duo banner of Office Lady Lulu and Burnt Out Middle Manager Jecht and makes a bajillion dollars. Therefore becoming the first game to hit Square Enix’s projected sales numbers.

plus even if they somehow had one pop off, they're all based on existing properties that have real games you can play instead