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I remember when I was a teen on sexline someone was asking about a gonzo penis, like her boyfriend's penis bent down like gonzo's nose and years later that's called panini disease so it wasn't just that guy.

I start conversations with my trans bestie like this but it usually ends with something like "do you remember when Dippin' Dots were supposed to be the ice cream of the future? Thank fuck that didn't happen."

God I miss dippin' dots. Next month I'm going to buy a gallon of it for my birthday. I say I will every year but then I'm always poor. I don't care if I don't pay rent I'm having my dots.

exCUSE me, dippin dots are like the greatest frozen treat ever?? i get hyped out of my MIND when i see a stand for them or whatever at a fair that being said, would i want dippin dots to *replace* ice cream..? no, absolutely not lmao