I see Tommy Robinson has been bravely out on the streets of war torn London putting the Christ back in Christmas. For all the little kiddies too afraid to go, here's a proper patriotic nativity.
Why oh why oh why do online woke snowflake tofu-eating guardian-reading coffee drinkers always want a coffee bought for their work? Why is it never a good old traditional pint of English Stella?
Love to the family.