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This is the techbro version of gun nuts fantacizing about whipping out their AR-15 to save a busload of cheerleaders from terrorists. "Then you'll see! Then you'll all see!"

shauna@goldengateblond.bsky.social

is one of those situations “DAMMIT i’m in a michael bay movie again”

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But what if one specific section of a bridge falls off, just that one section, and the rest of the bridge won't even buckle so everything aligns perfectly and it's going to happen when it's just too late to brake, what then?

I'm just impressed that the tires still spin as the flames remain steady. Truly a marvel of engineering. Elon is P.T. Barnum with hair implants and a Ketamine problem. Pretty soon he'll be selling bridges and prime Florida real estate.

It’s worse than that. It’s promising a future in which collapsed bridges are at least potentially a positive benefit for billionaires, removing peasants from the roads & smoothing their own journeys. Further reducing their dependence on any functioning nation state. It’s like the Jackpot.

The upright rocket launcher to blast the tunnel comes with next year’s upgrade. Don’t ask me, I’m just the visionary.

These are never going to be street legal anywhere outside of one of those islands the libertarian crypto chuds buy to fail at playing SimCity Real Life.

It's a demonstration of SpaceX thrust-vectoring engineering, which they have got very good at, but it will never be for retail sale. Something for the nerds and MAGAs to wank off to... "hamuricah!"