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Kebab shortages 🤷‍♂️

There must be some link between people still using AI search *despite it being repeatedly and demonstrably wrong* and people still believing this guy is worth listening to *despite it being repeatedly and demonstrably wrong*

"Count Binface is no laughing matter" I mean, ffs.

Did a double take.

Just had to do it with the fam this evening: 'Have you heard about this joke candidate in Clacton, standing against Count Binface.' Guffaw, guffaw!

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It’s cheap, lazy, predictable and one of my staples.

Didn't realise that was a joke tbh, accurate commentary.

And in all likelihood it will not cease being funny. Especially when this absolute spanner is involved.

Nor should you.

And luckily, not will we.

It's a belter.

Speaking of, how do we know *you* are not Count Binface? You two have never been seen together ...

Reminded of Bush in an old episode of Dead Ringers. "America has two choices. One is a firm president with the courage of his convictions. The other a weak flip flopper who cannot be trusted. So what's it gonna be- Dick Cheney again or do I get a turn now?!"

It's known as* the HIGNFY switcheroo. *possibly

Touché

Quite.

well played

I'm really struggling. Which one is the absurdist construct?

Every Hannan headline that I’ve seen tells me he’s a fucking moron. Without exception it’s a heap of nonsense.

It's quite astonishing how wrong about everything all the time Hannan manages to be

Is that a post Brexit mess Dan, or post 2010 and austerity mess?

have you noticed all he does is attach whatever the latest social media trend is onto whatever the latest talking point the IEA are trying to sell

Daniel Hannan and Count Binface, united by an urgent need to get in the bin