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1/ My AI powered routine as an Innovative Thought Leader in the Digitally Empowered Transformation Frontier Space. 4:38am: I wake up at the time Gemini has determined best aligns my internal biorythms with the current position of Neptune in the firmament. It cited a paper on this I've yet to read.

5:01am: I listen to an AI generated podcast summary of all of the world's news at 22x speed in three languages at once. ChatGPT assures me that this is the optimal way to absorb information and that it's normal to be weeping blood after.

5:02am: I start my workout. Instead of lifting weights, I engage my AI Tutor in Socratic Debate in order to build a swole mind and philosophymaxx. Clauderistotle assures me that I am an unparalleled genius reinventing the very concept of thought and epistomology. I'm forced to agree.

5:19am: I ask my nutritional agent whether four tablespoons of sugar constitutes a healthy breakfast, because sugar comes from a plant and is thus kind of a vegetable. It agrees, and suggests I wash this down with apple syrup because that comes from a tree. Great idea, Dr. Deepseek!